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sam3009

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  1. Not so good mate Mixy ? Worked on the railway down your way about 4 years ago and the population looked well healthy then. plenty charlie as well
  2. Going out with the stinkers tommorrow weather permitting (pissing down at the moment). taking the 13 mnth old lurcher pup for the first time. Fingers crossed all goes well. How did you all fair so far ? Hoping its going to be bonkers as most of the productive warrens look very fresh. atb Sam
  3. Using a Muelta at the moment, till I loose it
  4. the wee black dug wi the leather lug jumped oer the wall for a kaky the wee broon mole ran up his hole and whistled like a blackie
  5. there was a wee man from Brazil who swallowed a dynamite pill His heart retired, his arse backfired and his willy shot over the hill
  6. There was a wee wifey fae leeds who swallowed a packet o seeds in 24 hours her tits were all flowers and her fanny was covered in weeds
  7. Just off the phone to P. Very nice bloke indeed. Hes offered me a hob and a jill, both of which I said Id take. Cant wait to see the wee buggers, cheers for your help RR666atb Sam
  8. that light stromg enough ?
  9. smart lookin bitch mate heres mine
  10. Been breeding poleys for 10 years now, and there getting darker by the year. Sadly lost my best jill to a ueteral infection a couple of months ago, and am looking for a worthy hob for next year to line the two jills I have left. so lets see them folks atb Sam
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    spiders!!!!!!!

    f*****g defo aint going now!!!!!!!! on a serious note my mate is working at a wildlife park in guateng in south africa do you know that area??????? he loves it and spiders so in his element!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes mate. I lived in Natal And the Cape. Natal is sub tropical so its feckin nuts for snakes, spiders and scorpions
  12. she been chasing parked cars?
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    spiders!!!!!!!

    came home after walking the hounds one nite and aproaching the front door, the ridgeback X went berserk. Was like somethig from the ametyville. Spooked the shit out of Me and the wife. THEN WE SAW IT! Above the front door was an 8" Rain spider. neither the wife or the dog would move, so it was clear I had to kill it or remove it. So, I got a broom from the garage, and smacked it with all I had. On inspecting the broom, I realised I'd missed and the fecker was nowhere to be seen. spent the night at my folks house only to find out they can jump upto 15 feet..........scary
  14. sam3009

    spiders!!!!!!!

    lived in South Africa for a while and seen some spiders that would turn your arsehole insideout. No shit, the size of a dinner plate lol
  15. no thanks yours smells of dogs phew :sick: lol Thats ma aftershave ya cheeky fecker
  16. I'll swap ye mine and gie ye £500
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