englishman, scottishman and a paki are in a car and crash. they die in hospital and arrive at the pearly gates together. They are told there isnt room, the englishman says ill give you 50 quid to send me back down, and he does, the doctor says as he wakes up 3 hours later, "fukin hell, you died 3 hours ago"
englishman replies "ye, i paid 50 quid and gt to come back down"
doctor says what about the scottish man and the paki??
englishman says the scot is trying to get it down to 25 and the paki is waiting for the council to pay it.