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Everything posted by king
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Spot on..and yet max won't say a word to the supermarket manager or the public..he just waits to get home and then rant about the locals around him on here.. They clearly don't give a feck up there walking about without a mask on and no social distancing..
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Yes good call sid.that would do the trick..
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Here's a good bit of free sport for you KD in mid summer sit on the couch length in hand hood held right back. once a fly lands on the helmet.slam the hood over said helmet with the aim of trying to kill the fly with said hood."foreskin". You got to be quick mind them flies are fast..
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Get on there shark..you don't know what you are missing mun..
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Unless you are an undercover woman on mumsnet.you ain't lived mate ? Oven cleaning for beginners..cracking thread. Menopause early 40's was a good thread..Jackie said she started to have hot flushes at 37..
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Mumsnet is the place to be kens deputy.they have already had the thread going complete with answers galore..plenty of cheese lovers on there.. I'm "2 kids Karen" on there with a husband John who is a deep snorer..I caught my youngest smoking last week.and my favourite homemade dish is lasagne..or and I'm a big fan of cillit bang.. https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3924192-Exciting-thread-of-the-day-what-cheese-grater-do-you-have
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Buy a bag..live the dream...
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That's excately what sara cheety had after computer lesson.full out kick straight up the shit pipe she then turned and a straight left to her eye.cheety was dropped on the spot.. dirty beast ??
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You beast. What she needs is a full out kick from a suede winkle picker straight up the pink balloon knot..
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Teeth like a 40lb squirrel..
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Wouldn't take her ratting.... filthy beast...
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Feck off ted...
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Have you phoned all your relatives to tell them not to have the vaccine..because sidney 2 sheds said on facebook that it's dangerous lee....
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Are you smoking high grade crack ??
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What's the mood like back in the valley's mate.. Can you buy anything in the supermarket's or is it limited to essentials again..
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I bet you are cringing looking at the phone expecting a torrent of penis picks from him mate ???
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I've often wondered what he is actually digging ? he must be into the metal detectors..
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Scary looking head on it mate.
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Did you give her a gram stiff..
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Best bet shove a sock in her nose I suppose ?.she would make a fortune on Halloween i bet ?
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Years ago working away we told a mate about rubbing powder on the clit..they love it we told him.. About an hour later he was screaming in the caravan next to us.we went in to see what was wrong.he said he opened his wrap pulled out the little rocky bits and pushed them down his Japs eye with a match stick.the plan was he said to have a wank..poor fecker was screaming ?
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Like daniella westbrook she's made it possible for you to shag her nose thanks to the marching powder..
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You quoted me 2hrs ago on another thread.saying this topic is getting boring now.. And yet you are here 2hrs later still rattling on about it ? Tell me max have you phoned and warned every member of your family about having the vaccine..
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I quoted francie mate when he said it alters your DNA.. what I said was meant as a light hearted joke.. Listen I don't care who has the vaccine and who dont..that's other people's decisions. I'm not going to we walking the high street with a megaphone demanding people have the vaccine...
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You don't seem to be a fan mate..
