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Seagull

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  1. All fart, no shite.... Lol
  2. Mandingo done a runner? Lol
  3. We can't all live in complimentary dog kennels in a bog son, it's called the realities of life, you'd know that if you lived in what we call, reality! Lol
  4. That dog kennel you've built is about a hours wage ya tart! Lol
  5. You could have bought the daughter one ya tight c**t! Lol
  6. Not having it, far too much chance of her surviving and she would have almost certainly survived had she been wearing her seatbelt.
  7. Better than Halfhound, just looked at his record, he wasn't known as the Canvas Kid for nothing...lol
  8. Tell him it won't hurt if he came off best once in a while. Lol
  9. You're the only c**t that loses by knockout when shadowboxing.....
  10. Never been down yet Halfgirl, bet you been on the floor more than an old mop....
  11. I'm not that bad, he eats his own children! Lol
  12. Brilliant way to try and take someone out, by ramming em off the road, nah, not having it, chances are of a kill aren't guaranteed, then what.
  13. They are not as daft as they look....
  14. Couldn't fold a pair of undies...
  15. No wonder they all break apart so easily these days.
  16. If the ribs ain't caved in it don't count, young uns these days FFS.
  17. I like it in him tbh, I certainly has more fire in him than the last lurcher I had. Fingers crossed he has a bit about him when he's ready to hunt.
  18. I can vouch for that, but, he doesn't learn from it and is soon back to his old ways. Lol
  19. I could do with a heavybag to blow off the cobwebs....
  20. Stop lying to save face squire, coming down to London FFS. I've worked enough times in that shitehole you call home and if i never visited it again I would die an happy man. Have you heard of the marvelous phone setting called a notification, let me tell you out it works, a woke snowflake who is upset at something I've posted and can't help themselves to have a pop, write a post to me, send it, and this amazing notification sound pops up on my phone and like magic, i open the app and bingo, it's there. Lol The only blowing would be you blowing a gasket, nature always beats chemically
  21. The companies owner used to run Carlisle United for a while, as far as gaffers were he was spot on. In his younger years he was meant to be ruthless, if you didn't pull your weight you was gone, massive bloke, like the BFG. I left there last year and many have since followed, sadly some old timers, new management came in and are pure c**ts, but, Fred, the owner, has apparently been on the war path after hearing folk were jacking, I don't think the management will last long.
  22. That explains the 30mm tube then.
  23. You only got one eye?
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