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Seagull

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  1. Not nearly enough, do you want some.
  2. I can just see him now.
  3. Calm down Arthur Percival! Lol
  4. How big is the pup now mC, just measured mine, is between 21 & 22 inch. After the little twat had stopped fidgeting he's definitely closer to 21 inch, so what we saying 45 when fully grown?
  5. Along with "I wish I'd drowned this useless cur of a son at birth!"?
  6. Irish Sea, I've seen bigger lakes FFS. Come on, which Wetherspoon and what's your table number because you are clearly a non-starter.
  7. It's our @dogmandont, I thought you'd gone quiet. How's things son?
  8. You know it pal, work hard play hard! How's the dog kennel coming on mate, no expense spared.
  9. What's up, are you on your period this week or something?
  10. Would you prefer cash or bank transfer mate?
  11. I'll even sell my new state of the art bins if it means we get one less tramp off the street and in shelter for the upcoming winter.
  12. Look son, if you're hard up for cash just say so, I'm sure we can all chip in and sort you out, it should keep you right until you can claim your state pension.
  13. You haven't seen 5k let alone own that amount Yosser, the dole doesn't pay that well.
  14. Pretending to be someone you're not? That sounds about right for you that does.
  15. This is where I remember you from, I knew I'd seen you before.
  16. If it were fit it might have caught them mate. Lol
  17. Man has to enjoy the finer things in life don't they Stiff you know the score.
  18. You have cracked life, a few of those and you might be able to afford that canoe you're desperately after.
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