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Elliotstool

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  1. You in the massage game now mate?
  2. No thanks bread looks mouldy and dry as f**k
  3. Being hairy is a sign of being an alpha male not like these hairless beta males
  4. Jelly is runny in these bad boys, might be a bit expensive for you’re taste mate
  5. We need the 3rd world to cover our lay abouts
  6. If anyone is ever in the Barnsley area try Percy turners pork pies I’m willing to bet they will be the best you have ever tasted
  7. Just need to find the 20k who wanna work most of the white British are lazy
  8. Even the apple tango is sugar free
  9. Just binge watching emmerdale from last week
  10. Do a lot of work at Scunthorpe Frodingham road certainly opens one’s eyes
  11. A bloke I know use to be a casual racist thought black people were thick as f**k now he’s dating a black woman! Nobody talks to him now not because he’s with a black woman either
  12. Don’t tell us you have a tomato business in the side
  13. Don’t agree with dating outside you’re race
  14. You involved in the project?
  15. Thank god for that!
  16. Hold on just a minute what do you mean you’re mixed?
  17. She’s probably in that cheap chain pub
  18. Check out hunting life’s very own Alan sugar
  19. Both friends with Jimmy Savile
  20. Sounds like management talk David…….
  21. Economy class isn’t for everyone mate lol
  22. Did you get the runt lol
  23. Different dogs lol
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