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OMG what a complete shower of shit talktalk are been with them for years , paid my bills on time and they treat you like an idiot when you challenge the bill.. it would help if there customer services spoke something approximating bloody english,

been a member on here 8 yrs next week.. never known it so quiet .. what the hells happened

Someone said to me "what's brown and stiff" I thought these nelson Mandela jokes are getting out of hand. Turns out he was talking about Tom daley's cock

best cure for pulled mucle in the back between neck\shoulder???

best cure for pulled mucle in the back between neck\shoulder???

Fantastic News from Social Security concerning Pensions and Benefits نور اگر رفت سايه پيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشمخيرهما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور...

Romania pick pockets need a goos fcuking lump hammer across there heads

Romania pick pockets need a goos fcuking lump hammer across there heads

thank you to everyone you are amazing,it breaks my heart when i come on here and again it gives me comfort you should all be proud of yourself my craig would be so proud

why is it when a door says pull i push it and when it says pull i push it?

fella called TURKISH on here. TIMEWASTER.

The members who "Cry delete me now, i want off THL" Yet hours later they are back posting under a different name and getting involved in the same petty squabbles, laughable lol

If you cross the N. Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labour. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the U.K. border illegally you get a job, a driver's license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & tax free business for 7 yrs. No wonder we are a country in debt

Man says 2 wife ur arse is the size of a 3 burner BBQ! later in bed he says fancy a shag? Wife says no ta, no point lightin the f*****g bbq for half a sausage.

some c**ts just phoned me wants me to board and skim a master bedroom for £120.

Is feeling absolutely shattered, early night to night i think .

sat in the garden tonight with a drink, and bbq over the weekend .

3 hours later and the lab is still going at the muntjack carcass . . . .. i think he may explode.

some right sickos on here,,,,tut tut

Had my first driving lesson today!!!!

The most impossible thing to flush away is a pingpong ball

Bulls and crocodiles are colour blind !

Got to give up smoking.

2 indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital ... one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka