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Simoman

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  1. Working mans prices = im a tight cnut
  2. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, surely if you have been involved with lurchers since birth you can already answer that question.................
  3. Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

    1. long dogs

      long dogs

      fetch ur own shake

    2. jeppi26

      jeppi26

      Strawberry?vanilla?chocolate?banana?

    3. unlacedgecko

      unlacedgecko

      walnuts? hazelnuts? peanuts?

  4. Simoman

    WHIN

    Exactly Scot, perfection is finally acheived...........
  5. Simoman

    WHIN

    Pre ban. oh i say young sir , what a terrible thing to say, Its OLAY now by the way, OLAY I wouldn't know, i have perfect skin..........
  6. do you stay on site waiting simonan or bait or set traps n go ???? please tell me lab plastic aint a spotty 11 tear old or a woman that thinks she knows EVERYTHING about nothin ??? Traps need to be baited, and this takes just long enough to enjoy a hot coffee
  7. Its the best job in the world.....if the works coming in
  8. Simoman

    WHIN

    I saw a photo of whin in a hunting mag in the early 90's, if your only in your early.......or even late 40's now whin i'd sell the dogs and invest in oil of ulay, by now you must look like Mr Burns off the Simpsons
  9. No i apologise, i am merely an old man trying to sound cool using some buzzwords i read on the internet, im now going to eat a werthers original and change my incontinence pad...........
  10. Chavs, knuckle draggers, avoid catching a chill by standing outside shops, instead merely join THL and post utter bollocks, for added authenticity make the subject matter illegal

    1. bigbarnett

      bigbarnett

      allways going to be twats, facebook aint fekin helped, but there are some thick b*sterds on this site

    2. rob190364

      rob190364

      if you're gonna call people thick b*****ds at least spell it right!

    3. reddawn
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  11. f**k ye, go dexta, maximum respec for a collie/Patt all rounder.........word
  12. I'd of thought there are enough unwanted lurchers filling up the rescue kennels and being euthanised as no thought was put into the breeding or suitable parents used in the cross
  13. Mate of mine had one, ignored it and it ate away at his jaw, upon x-ray his bone was thin as paper........
  14. Their is only one option, seperate kennels now or you will have a dead dog, there is no training trick or using an electric collar to solve this problem........
  15. They went bankrupt and after my dealings with them i shant shed a tear...........
  16. More than enough, we could also add favourite quotes such as "hows it bread?"........" hair coresing"......."grayhound"........"salooki"......."wheeten"........"dear"......the list is endless
  17. Walking, reading, golf, and watching sex in the city with my girlfriends and a facepack........
  18. Spot on Andy, THL is fast becoming like the titanic, all the good posters are loadng onto the lifeboats......... And all the mongos are left playing the violin as it sinks into the abyss FTB Although the Titanic only lost 1,500 people, i think we could offload about 38,000..... In all seriousness what percentage of thet 38,000 do you think are genuine? 5%? It is scary to think there are that many retards out there interested to some degree in the sport FTB Of those 38,000 how many post? Out of those who post how many are worth reading? Bet when it bo
  19. My old man is Welsh, does that give me anymore street cred? Th lunatics took over the asylum a long long time ago.............
  20. Spot on Andy, THL is fast becoming like the titanic, all the good posters are loadng onto the lifeboats......... And all the mongos are left playing the violin as it sinks into the abyss FTB Although the Titanic only lost 1,500 people, i think we could offload about 38,000.....
  21. Simoman

    Condoms

    Doesn't that show a higher level of inteligence in the Welsh, its warmer and more user friendly in the sheep.....
  22. pleddler u always breeding shit Pleddler? Does he like plied rice, is he a plick?
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