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Simoman

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  1. The fox shit book is tempting me :whistle:
  2. Like a moth to the flame you are Si No, I've made a promise not tp waste any more money, six of his books were enough
  3. Please tell me you jest craggy
  4. Next time they remark you have got your hands full, tell them its only temporary as you sold them as a job lot for vivisection..................
  5. Elma, Any chance you could wash my car?
  6. I gave up smoking 7 years ago to try and avoid cancer. I hate smoke and going to pubs and other public places which are smoky with my kids who shouldn't have to inhale second hand smoke.........
  7. When your out walking and a strange dog tries to attack yours to which the owner says "hes never done that before". Last year a guy was walking his two dogs across the fileds towards me so I called mine and put them on leads, this idiot is calling his dogs which ignored him and covered the three hundred yards between us, his little dogs were trying to bite my three, one a German shepherd who wanted to eat them. In the end I shouted to this guy about getting his dogs, at this point I was still thinking "these things happen". However the guy just stood there and waited for his dogs to return,
  8. When you have just walked into something and hit your head and someone says "mind your head"......after the event.
  9. Simoman

    User names.

    The little thick set guy is Ron Jeremy, John Holmes got HIV and into drugs..........Not that I know anything of those dirty films...............
  10. Yeah, get them up :thumbs-up: Do you get pretty arsey cutting weight, I've been dieting for three days and would punch someone in the face for a twix Cutting weight and getting your body ready is a real science, can't beleive you have the weigh in on the DAY of the fight, wiould it not be better to have a couple of days to hydrate? Cheers Simon
  11. We still have "giblet" lines around here with corvids mainly, although one farm we hunted this year had a huge number of fox carcases on display in a small copse. "Giblet lines"
  12. After 15 pints and a curry if someone hit me i'd collapse and soil myself
  13. Now your being silly wilf We all know you can't retreive a moose There are some good books out there, buy A Mouchers Tale (any chance we can work a commision deal Phil?)
  14. What!!......ever ever? Yes ever It also took 8,770 rabbits in a days ferreting and pulled down a moose...............
  15. Buy Phils book, full of information :thumbs-up: Wasn't Caanan the best match dog ever :whistle:
  16. Looks like a good design :thumbs-up:
  17. Well they are versatile I'll try and dig out a photo and scan it of my old dog, died aged 14 about 5/6 years ago.
  18. Yep, I had a collie and used him on the lamp and for mooching, caught a fair few bunnies with him. Good nose and feet but as can guess would have benefitted from more pace...........
  19. You have a pm Moll..........
  20. If he had a brain he'd be dangerous...........
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