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    Him and his hillbilly mates are serious homos.....

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    next time you speak to him ..tell him i said hes a big fooking girl I'm seeing him next week, we are off for a picnic...................
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    Put me down for a calendar...............
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    I spoke to wilf on the phone last night and I for one miss his own brand of straight to the point business language...........
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    I'd sooner mate out of season with a swamp hog than vote BNP.......................
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    Oh i'm sure it was essential to serve their constuency
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    I'll vote for the party whos mp's make the least claims on pool cleaning and non-existent mortgages............
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    I have used electric collars in a variety of situations but it is totally the wrong tool for this job...................
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    Love that sketch
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    Yep, I have had this in the past, during hunting/exercise the dogs are fine but when they are confined in the house/garden (their territory) then the trouble starts. I'm afraid leaving them to decide whos boss will end in tears the majority of the time, speaking from experience seperation is the only option...............
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    Staffys and bull terriers weren't bred to be guard, only a very small minority will do the job as most are far too sociable, there are more specialised breeds as Strong Stuuf points out......
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    Yep, what chalkie says.................
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    Bull, just my preference although nothing against collie lurchers.........
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    I also wear a long flowing skirts and have a face like an old saddle bag...............
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    Banned from pets at home after an unfortunate incident involving a Jird and some squirty cream.....

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    the lead ive got him on is 48" so he usually walks in front of me My leads are between 3/6 feet but the dog is taught to walk at my side..................
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    I think Kohlers tracking theories were suprrpassed by the master Glen Johnson but I still think his methods were revolutionary in the 50's and many are still applicable now, there are many good trainers out there and Balbanov/Dildei etcv etv are very progressive...........Many force dogs are still trained using the yank and yell methods divised 50 years ago.............
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    One of the best books on obedience is by Bill Kohler, its probably 50 years old but is still relavent today. Bill trained all the movie dogs..................
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    What an absoloute pi** take................
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    No shows like that wind me up, full of numpties. Funnily enough when I worked for my friends training company we trained a women and her dog in tracking/manwork/obedience and less than two years later she weas offered a job as one of the trainers on dog borstal
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    Don't be cheeky or i'll blow up your nose Aaron, I prefer it in the dark
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    Major kingpin in the world of felching.....

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    edrd

    Simoman replied to border bandit's topic in Miscellaneous

    Please do bidding via pms, this isn't ebay..........
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    Aaron, give me young Spike next time I see you and I'll show you. The idea is to get a 6ft strong lead and collar and have your right hand in the loop (handle) and the left 6 inches from the collar, when the dog surges ahead you drop the lead with your left and about turn without saying anything, the dog reaches the end of the lead and receives a check, you then loop the lead back into position and repeat the about turn when the dog surges in the opposite direction. Its difficult to explain over a pc but give me Spike for 2 minutes when I see you in June and i'll show you a couple of methods
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    I knew the program would wind me up so I avoided it, these people and the programs giving these turds a platform is another kick in the balls against dog owners.............
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