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  1. Simoman

    Serious homo with a penchant for feather dusters

  2. Simoman
    Fook me wilfred, a short sharp reply with no piss taking........................your not hung over are you sweet cheeks For some folk.......simple replys are better Touche good sir!!!
  3. Simoman
    You can lamp rabbits with rin tin tin and its litter of 12 if your on permission.................
  4. Simoman
    Both Reid dogs mate......... yes mate your right hes a straight half x A nice Stamp of dog, well balanced for a straight half x, not to bulky as some Yes Ray, hes fit, strong and fast as f..............
  5. Simoman
    Fook me wilfred, a short sharp reply with no piss taking........................your not hung over are you sweet cheeks
  6. Simoman

    Enjoys 4am phone calls.....

  7. Simoman

    Loves to teabag mature ladies...

  8. Simoman

    Puts "little wink" in a sock to spit out his love paste.

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    Phones late at night to tell you what hes wearing........

  10. Simoman

    Girl power

    Simoman replied to a topic in General Talk

    How the hell did you "come across" that you perv
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    Snakes

    Simoman replied to kristian's topic in General Talk

    Kept corns/ratsnakes/kingsnakes etc. Corns are an ideal first snake...........
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    Girl power

    Simoman replied to a topic in General Talk

    Touche
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    Girl power

    Simoman replied to a topic in General Talk

    Shooter, not sure if your Thai ladyboy can get you a discount at the chinky, the main reason being Thai ladyboys come from...................Thailand and a chinky means..............................Chinese!!!! I'm assuming geography was never a star subjecy at school?
  14. Simoman
    Would consider a p/x on a pair of reebok classiscs? What size are they and are they white ?? They used to be and a size 5 and a 7, interested? Could chuck in some jazz mags to seal the deal? Feck it i need a 8 and a 10 are the mags soiled ?? The mags have been laminated so spillages can be wiped off, shame about the reeboks, I also have a big gold argos chain if your interested?
  15. Simoman
    Fook me the hunting lifes own Sir Ian McKellan...............
  16. Simoman
    Would consider a p/x on a pair of reebok classiscs? What size are they and are they white ?? They used to be and a size 5 and a 7, interested? Could chuck in some jazz mags to seal the deal?
  17. Simoman
    Would consider a p/x on a pair of reebok classiscs?
  18. Simoman

    Rim mince....

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    Definately NOT the only gay in his village.........

  20. Simoman

    Jizz magnet.....

  21. Simoman
    Are they laminated so people like Wilf can wipe them clean? Also Wag has just text me asking if a male calendar is a possibility, he said he would buy one?
  22. Simoman
    FFs, This is where lies and contridictions get you, a backpeddling set of messer posts Hubbs, either take up Strong stuff and Bullterriers offer or next time think before you post and look a right money grabbing messer..............
  23. Simoman
    Several years ago I was on a hunting trip north of the border and after a hard day I deceided to roll out my sleeping bag and and get into my tent, at 4am I woke with the strange feeling that something was outside my tent, after a while I heard a rasping breathing outside the tent and then a dark shadow fomred near the back of the tent and slowly walked round towards the entrance, by this time I was terrified and pulled the sleeping bag over my head only to hear the zip slowly being opened, by this time I was ready to scream and then I froze as I felt something grip my ankles and slowly start
  24. Simoman
    Don't hang around outside the off licence then...................
  25. Simoman
    I'm sure he shouted more master...............
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