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    Happy birthday Andy
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    Have you lost your baby teeth?
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    Just keep the lines close, i owe it all to the original breeder, my great aunt Ethel, may she rest in peace............................................shes not dead yet............................
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    Marriage is so conformist guys....................
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    Dogs look well, all single handed too...............
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    I like maple syrup!!!
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    He likes them on you!!!!

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    Gents, I have plenty, also some ground ragwort/truffle mix, burns like a dream and mellows you like a pet ferret owner.......................
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    Yes mate, I'll clean the gak out of the pipes before I return it. No thats fine leave it, I have some old hemp stocking to fire up..............................and chill to the sounds of Cat Stevens.............................. pass that sh1t over ere Please dont invade my space, the peace will be shared earth brother..............
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    Yes mate, I'll clean the gak out of the pipes before I return it. No thats fine leave it, I have some old hemp stocking to fire up..............................and chill to the sounds of Cat Stevens..............................
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    Malt, have you borrowed my bong?
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    My poncho needs washing, does anyone have a non pollutant feacal smelling conditioner?
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    The ferret!!
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    Can I borrow P next season then please Mr Wink?
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    John, the litter is nearly gone..............
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    Mine are starting to get hand shy, my hand taps have destroyed them...................pass the bucket of water..............
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    I know a expolice dog handler, he always had his dog's at home. I think most are kept at the handlers homes. I know for a fact the Notts dog section mutts are kept kenneled at home......................
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    If i trusted someone they could borrow my dogs, they wouldn't want to though A good mate has lent me a bull cross at the moment, I'll treat it better than my own..............
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    Or that timelass classic, wind, friend or foe...........whilst sipping lemon grass tea from a recycled cup.....heaven
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    Never a truer word spoken, even dog theives must set standards Now, you just watch it. You're just jealous cos mine is bigger than yours....
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    Danm, lovely Lincolnshire, Rich for you i'd export a couple?
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    Lovely with a twist of lemon and a slice of organic carrot cake and some pomegranite juice...............
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    howler, do you like herbal tea, we do........................
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    They are a real mans dog but I'd let you take one....................when it turns out crap just use the voucher.............
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