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Simoman

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  1. You remember my local then? Women with monobrows and large hands, what was the name of the woman you were flirting with, Dave?? Davina it said its name was The scream that came from the spare room the next morning when you woke up next to Dave will haunt me forever.........
  2. Jeremy "im a condescending knobend" Kyle...........................
  3. Probably getting the wrong end of the stick here but...how was you involved in licensing animals under the Dangerous Dogs Act?... Sorry DWA
  4. You remember my local then? Women with monobrows and large hands, what was the name of the woman you were flirting with, Dave??
  5. Look sexpot, I have shaved the offending beard off, also remember that big cat we saw lamping?
  6. Don't I look smart...........
  7. I fell into a burning pit of fire..................... Paris Hilton, I'd throw her in then rescue her just so I could throw her back in again.................
  8. It wont happen fellas, where does it end, a whippet lurcher section, saluki section????
  9. Hunting with lurchers in France is very very illegal, you can use hounds and dig but lurchers are a big no no.
  10. Malt, I know a member that has a usefull WhippetxDeerhound/Greyhound................
  11. Simoman

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    De stress, I take the dogs out into the field...................
  12. Never heard of him...........
  13. No camera snoop, anyway dont get bitter because you lost our wager
  14. As wag said we didn't see anything but im 100% on what I spent ten minutes watching the cat at a distance of less than a hundred yards................. P.S. Is it normal for him to have his hand on my gentlemans area as I type this?
  15. This just happens to be on wags permission and we are bushing this afternoon and taking the ferrets, along with our rabbiting bull crosses .......and camera
  16. Sat here with wag and after lunch a hunting we will go, c'mon Ricky and Rollo
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    Its not an extra set, just considerably larger than the national average..........
  18. Now as I sit here at wags house awaiting my sunday lunch I thought i'd tell you what I saw today. On the A17 at Heckington in Lincolnshire less than an hour ago I parked my truck and watched a black leopard from a distance of less than a hundred yards, now I know people will think I saw something else but my carrer has been working with animals and also licensing animals under the DDA. I watched the leopard for ten minutes walking along a dyke and stalking a crow, I finally got out of my truck and walked along a hedge and got within 50 yards, the cat flattened its ears and laid down in the p
  19. Swift, you sound like a very angry young man, may I suggest some cammomile tea and lie down on the bean bag.........
  20. Oh yessssss P.S. A fiver, hey im entrusting my cash on Rovers
  21. £5 on a Blackburn victory my rope hunting chum?
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    Perhaps a 6, I dont get cross, how could I when the good lord bestowed me with such stunning features............
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