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Simoman

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  1. Notorious poacher by G,Bedson and with gun, rifle and bow by J.Douglas.........
  2. I know spider and hes a man of his word, I have the litter brother to his wheaton pup and they are real corkers, I know he wont sell shite..............
  3. You'd love to be "done" with a hammer, we going out in my Leyland Daf lorry, also you must wear high heels and a mini skirt................Oh and bring that little red number I like............
  4. Dont tell Brummy, he just wants to meet up with men in the darkness..................See you tomorrow night you hunk of burning love..........
  5. Im sure she will make a speedy recovery but it goes to show you cant wrap them up in cotton wool, accidents are always just a run away.......................
  6. Bukake master...

  7. Looks like a handy dogging bus Hollie..........
  8. Pointless, expensive and reeks of "accidental mating"..............
  9. The owner (hes butt ugly) is closing down the shop...............
  10. Comes across as a genuine thread, good luck with the sale..........
  11. Yes Ric. worked with three of the four types of Belgian Shepherd, Malinois/Terveran and the Groendal. Only the malinois is any any good(from right lines). Tervs and Groendals are nervy and don't have the nessercary drive for protection work, they rely on defence drive and dont have aduquate prey or fight drive...................
  12. Yep, seeing the job through even when the chips are down and the dog seems in an impossible situation.............
  13. very hard hes a burger flipper in burgerking long long hours for cheap pay and never gives out That shows true courage and grit then
  14. Ric, 99% are as much use as a tit on a boar...... If I wanted a well trained dog for personal protection I would get a well bred European Shepherd or Rottie. Dutch Shepherds and Malinois are good bitework dogs but require an experienced handler and are too high strung for most people, they require a lot of work to keep the drive in check..........
  15. If you say so . . . Ever met a Neapolitan Mastiff? I'd guess not cos you're still alive . . . By the way, it's "chocolate". A mate of mine once had a Chocolate Lab. Sad to say, he called her Cadbury. Ric Neo's? As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike Spent 15 years training manwork and specialist protection dogs, Neos have the agility and IQ of a piece of driftwood and Tibetan mastiff is often unsound, they dont have the tractibilty or adaptability to soak up advanced training or even react with crisp obedience essential when controlling a canine capable of biting.............
  16. About as much use as a choclolate teapot...........
  17. Hello Dawn, I was amazed you weren't on the thread sooner
  18. I can walk numerous fields and count 20's easily, we regularly see a hundred hares during a lamping session but hares have never been my thing and are left alone in favour of bunnies...................
  19. I keep telling you i'll sort a proper dog for you, not some lanky speed freak with a sandwich bag fetish
  20. Hello sex machine just checking in to make sure all is well and Raymond is staying away from the rodent section of pets at home....

  21. Anybody involved in those cash for gold adverts...............
  22. Yeah, sorry about that........I told him to be quiet! Who knew it would lead to a civil partnership and three adopted children eh Wilf?
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