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Simoman

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  1. Set a trap, scatter some biscuits and wait at night to see if the thief returns, although you risk being "cream crackered" in the morning
  2. If you don't lock your biscuits up you can expect this, its just the way the cookie crumbles.........
  3. Peanut butter anyone?

    1. bullmastiff

      bullmastiff

      Can I pretend to be the nervous dog?

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Of course, i'm game lol

  4. Don't let the negative comments get you down lads, personally I think you look ermmm "interesting" and all is not lost, you have been voted pin ups of the month for the royal society for the blind............
  5. Good luck to those who take on nervous dogs but personally I wouldn't gel with a nervous dog, unless I have the peanut butter ready..........
  6. why buy it, if you knew it was nervous.? having a dog like that, is always going to alot harder to bring on, than norm temp of a pup. Take it back, and start again with confident pup, make life easy on your self+pup. first of all dont listen to this crap above. just got myself a 10 month old same problem as you nervous as hell not lead trained did not respond to her name amongst other faults, had her now 2 weeks a totally different dog recall to her name coming along fine walks well on lead not so nervous. give all the time you can spare dont shout or hit her in any circumstances be pat
  7. Strip naked and lather yourself in peanut butter and allow the dog to lick it off, it wont make any difference to the pups confidence but you will enjoy it.........
  8. One of the handfull of folks on here I thoroughly enjoy spending time with.........

  9. Summertime John, for every 50 litters bred I bet only one needs to be..........
  10. Batfink!!!!!!!!

    1. just jack

      just jack

      simo, your thinking about the other 1!

      your aftershave!!!

  11. There are some right messers on here.........

    1. jeppi

      jeppi

      come and talk to your brother ;)

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      I may read scooby doo and the lost island, Jeppi my brother, will you read to me?

    3. jeppi

      jeppi

      of corse i will big bro ;)

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  12. Touches cloth

  13. Apparently, this is the show for homosexual working dog enthusiasts
  14. You would like that wouldnt you, you filthy boy!! You know it Wilf, although not dry probing, just a little lube..............
  15. Terrier and Lurcher classes Qualifiers for EDRD and Countrymans Also includes a horse show with a bar and food. Located at the kennel GL544LQ
  16. And to think I allowed you to "touch" me the other night..............
  17. Levs, I've told you before, bulldog shovels are expensive so Im not going to risk getting it dirty or broken
  18. I think the messer phrase I used earlier was too strong, perhaps I am lucky knowing some great fellas, im sure your dogs have served you admirably and good luck for the future mate , I guess I just have a big problem breeding dogs purely for profit
  19. So you don't agree with his methods but paid for two of his pups, just a little hypocritical isn't it? You say your dogs are 100% what you want, well different folks have diiferent levels of expectation from there dogs. Its not about buying a pup and expecting it to train itself, if you wanted a working gundog/terrier/guard dog/sled dog etc etc you wouldn't trawl the free ads and its the same with a working lurcher. Answer this question, if you wanted a pup you would invest time and investigate litters for the best choice, would you A) purchase a pup from parents who have been tested and f
  20. I would never sell one of my dogs, IF I had some major problem that meant I had to rehome my dogs they would go for free to friends. A permanent working home where a dog would get grafted, fed and a warm kennel is far more important to me, money is the ruination of working dogs.........
  21. Fire away simoman, bet if the reputation worked both ways I'd be -500 The people I've insulted as you put it have more than likely deserved it, or if not I've been having a bad day or a drink which is usually everyday I have just given you a point to brighten up your day
  22. That statement I'm in complete agreement with
  23. Corky, with the number of people I haveseen you insulting in threads I wouldn't worry too much about the reputation points If your desperate to have your ego stroked I'll pm you and tell you what a special soldier you are.......
  24. I'm bump my gums somewhere else if you stop flappin your lips Anyone who wouldn't pay 200 notes for an entered terrier should feck off and take up belly dancing or jigsaws IMO. As for gifting pups, totally agree, you know where they are and what they are doing. Im now off to bump my gums on a coffee and roll up
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