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Simoman

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  1. so you would trust someone more just because they have loads of posts :$ Nope, wouldn't trust anyone of here unless i know them................
  2. Know lads who have the permission there, a definate no no if you dont have permission with regular patrols........
  3. If you guys are on facebook i wouldnt be giving a link to my account to somebody who has 16 posts..........
  4. Many years ago a springer spaniel was living rough near Friskney in Lincs, it had been living rough for at leat 4 months before i was asked to catch it, it was too crafty to enter the cage trap used or eat meat laced with ACP so after a week we shot it with a tranq gun, the dog should of dropped but was so wired it ran into a 20 acre field of maize and took us an hour to find it, the dog went to a local kennels and i told the new owners who took it on not to let it off the lead, they didnt and let the dog off the lead less than an hour later and we never saw the dog again.........
  5. Day 7 of manflu.com

    1. rocky1

      rocky1

      thought i had,nt seen you doing your rounds mate

    2. rob190364

      rob190364

      I'm on day 6, it's doing for fookin head in, won't shift!

    3. scothunter

      scothunter

      i better not get that flu shit.hate being no well

  6. Some good points, personally i tend to think 70 years the ago the average man in the street was more man than todays counterpart.......
  7. I would question the sanity of anybody who wasn't moved by Saving Private Ryan, my grandad was one of the soldiers storming Omaha beach and this was the only film he ever went to see at the cinema and he said it was very accurate......
  8. Bad manners and general rudeness Liars Poor personal hygeine, some people have an aversion to showers and toothpaste Dads (loose term) who should never had been given the ability to have children who can't step up and take responsibility, both financially and emotionally for their children, most can afford a good lifestyle, car, social life but never have the money or time to care for their children Interfering busybodies who have no spine to discuss a problem face to face but will happily chirp like a canary behind your back That big brother shit People who will happil
  9. I'll post a pic when its Halloween, a little early lol...
  10. take it she does not read this lol Surely all our mother in laws are hunting life members scot? :laugh:
  11. Aint that the truth mate, this country is also full of folk who look the other way and would rather not get involved, several instances over the years have conformed it. A good few years ago i was driving through town on a saturday night and saw some yobs stamping on a teenage girl on the floor, despite this being a busy main road myself and an old fella were the only people to pull over and stop this disgrace, whats worse was i called the kids parents and spoke to her dad, said she would need a trip to A&E to make sure she was ok, 20 minutes later i called again to find where he was only
  12. Now the truth is out im off to deliver my charity leaflets for left wing single lesbian mothers with a wall eye and glutten alergies.......
  13. You may think thats funny, but somewhere in the world a whale is crying............... Never tried whale, all them japanese cant be wrong... Im crying into my recycled tissues you cruel man............. Yeah, but what are they recycled out of.... Ewwwwww Whale tears and panda hair...........
  14. You may think thats funny, but somewhere in the world a whale is crying............... Never tried whale, all them japanese cant be wrong... Im crying into my recycled tissues you cruel man.............
  15. You may think thats funny, but somewhere in the world a whale is crying...............
  16. Your leaving yourself wide open if wilf reads this..............
  17. I doubt it, im planning a sing around the camp fire whilst we bath in the glow from my incense candles and jos sticks............ give them some lentil soup too mate I will, thats the starter, followed by nut cutlet and a side order of South African peace crisps before dessert consisting of bark cheesecake and a elderflower brule....... I hope you've remembered to pack the chamomile teabags, there'll be a riot if you forget them... Only if they are fair trade...........
  18. I doubt it, im planning a sing around the camp fire whilst we bath in the glow from my incense candles and jos sticks............ give them some lentil soup too mate I will, thats the starter, followed by nut cutlet and a side order of South African peace crisps before dessert consisting of bark cheesecake and a elderflower brule.......
  19. I shan't be watching it..............
  20. I doubt it, im planning a sing around the camp fire whilst we bath in the glow from my incense candles and jos sticks............
  21. Im on route with a VW campervan full of South African peace crisps, blankets, nut cutlets and a selection of cd's by Sting..............
  22. Is on his way to Dale farm with a van load of South African peace crisps for the eco mentalists

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Not sure if i have the room, i'm saving some pandas on the way home

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