Jonjon79
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Donny? Is that you mate? ..... I knew we had a couple of famous names on here like Tyson Fury but, I never expected to see you here
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I might struggle with that one mate ..... I'm pretty sure that these are her crumpets though Pure filth!! I can't believe you've just posted her crumpets for the world to see, I thought you liked and respected the girl FFS :no: I do mate but, the temptation is almost too much to bear when she puts butter on her crumpet right in front of me
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Did you put the order in during one of your late night internet sessions?
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The quality went right down hill on those 97s when Weihrauch moved some of there production to China Nice rifles mate - you did well by trying before you purchased ...... I'm sure you'll have many good hunting trips with it
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They're like Chas n' Daves naughty brothers
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A friends brother told me about this going on in Afghanistan ..... apparently, It's been going in for so long that it's almost become cultural in some parts Bacha bāzī (Dari: بچه بازی, literally "boy play"; from بچه bacha, "child", and بازی bāzī, "game") is a slang term in Afghanistan for a wide variety of activities involving sexual relations between older men and younger adolescent men, or boys, that sometimes includes child sexual abuse. The practitioner is commonly called bacha Baz (meaning "pedophile" in Dari) or simply BACH. It may include to some extent child pornography, sexual s
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Love it
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I might struggle with that one mate ..... I'm pretty sure that these are her crumpets though
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Don't you just love it when a plan comes together
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Ok, I think we've got a proper THL plan developing here ....... I've got to tell matey that it's fancy dress but, It's not really, even though I've got to turn up in a karate suit with a brown belt and, some condoms (so that nothing really bad happens) Then, when I get there, I've got to tell him his fortune before putting a suspicious bag of flour in his pocket. .... His first drink has to be a mixture of little blue pills, laxative and rohypnol. Then, I've got to follow him into the toilets and, slap him, stab him and whack him with a salmon. Then I pass him over to Gingerbe
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9 pages before we get to the obvious most sensible solution Of course, it makes total sense now
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Nothing yet mate - the night out will be at the end of this month.
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I've just turned that off - the statements from the girls are f***ing grim. As a dad, I shudder to think how I would react if that happened to my daughter.
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8 pages on a topic about how to goto the pub and have beers hahahaha. Thl really are a bunch of misfits It is good here
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You feckin wind up merchants
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I've got no plans to f**k her Again, have a look at the first post
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Flippin 'ek Jonny - Have a read of the very first post mate
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I could live with sticky fingers
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Sounds very similar to this little weasel mate .... Pushes and pushes for a reaction so that he has something to tell the boss.
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He's always been the sort to chuck out snide little comments - he's a wind up merchant that doesn't know when to stop. At work, he reports it any time that someone tells him where to go..... you know the sort. With a few drinks in him, I imagine he'll be worse.
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That could work ..... I wonder if he'd believe that we're meeting up at a gay bar
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I have no idea...... It's not his situation to look after - it's a decision about if I should go on a night out and risk lumping a grade A gobshite.
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Umm ..... No
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There's nothing to be concerned about - it's simple ..... The girl works for me, she's a good worker and a nice person. Me and my missus know her and her husband, through work. She hasn't been out for a very long time and, wants to go out with her colleagues to celebrate her 30th. I don't want to let her down by not turning up and, I don't want to ruin her night by lumping the company brown nose while we're out. Like I said ..... I'll get the first couple of rounds in, then feck off
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I reckon he'll probably manage that all by himself - I just don't want to be there when he reaches that point.
