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Greyman

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  1. Greyman

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    I like it here and love meeting the lads when I make the comp in general it’s the more decent lads that get down there as the dicks tend not to put there heads above the parapet and meet with real people
  2. Well there’s a hurricane incoming and I’m off to Stratford on Avon first thing to pick up a boat and bring it back down the Avon to Tewkesbury then lock out onto the Severn down to Gloucester and back on the canal for Saturday morning if all goes well photos to follow
  3. Little walk out this morning to collect some fire wood on the Cotswold edge view down to the Severn estuary a few nice looking mushrooms ( Arry? ) and hang gliders going off the top also came across this hide and bait station pretty close range about 15/20 yards
  4. Greyman

    Trump.

    It’s just a typical lefty weapon that some can’t see and are easily fooled by , Simply keep throwing bullshit at something until a bit sticks and you win
  5. Greyman

    Hoopoe

    The one and only lamaguire vulture to venture into England as far as I know and I saw it twice before it got spotted by the birdies
  6. No to burkas in sport I’m in lol still recovering from the rugby had a boat full of people and a lot of food piss and smoke great evening not so nice waking up to the mess
  7. He’s probably queuing up for his digital ID card like he did with the vax before coming on here and telling everyone how to handle the situation whist hiding under a chair
  8. Hit by a train while sleeping on the broom with any luck
  9. Why worry they planned to build a railway years ago to link north and south and end the north south divide and we’ve ended up with a siding that cost billions even if everyone agreed with it they could not do it successfully we are run by complete incompetence
  10. Those boffins in wales who invented lsd we’re planning on pouring it into a reservoir that could be an act of terror if you had a bad trip
  11. My bar is set really low on this there’s a mush near me has toes like monster munch , sherry blairs face, katy perry going into space all crimes against humanity in my book
  12. You can take a daily minor offence ie speeding as a classic example I’ve spent weeks in court fighting everyone I’ve ever had and I am deemed guilty until I can prove otherwise last one I won proved I wasn’t driving I was given 6 points and a £1500 fine for failing to return a form that they had no proof of ever sending I had to go back a further 3 times including a day in crown court lol to get it all squashed no normal person would go to those lengths and just accept there fate I just enjoy being that annoying old cnut
  13. sound I won’t be able to work or go to Sainsbury’s I’m in lol
  14. There’s a plot on the banks of chew valley lake near Bristol were you can be buried standing up in a wicker basket then they put a tree on your nogging seems a bit more natural and tolerable than getting your nan striped down by badgers and fox’s as we don’t have many vultures and they are pretty tidy at clearing the dead
  15. I was wondering how you dig a hole in a cloud lol
  16. Few ciders later then mate
  17. That’s why Ken's nipping at Alan sugars heels in the British rich list I’m surprised you were allowed the Ibiza gig really lol
  18. Gets a bit hammersd by predator anglers mate done a 36 years back and is under constant pressure day and night because the zander run to mid 20s as well we catch lots of jacks but no big uns
  19. No work pics but the view from my office is rather stunning in the autumn sunshine
  20. You sound like a housewife after listening to the bbc all day not even worth responding to
  21. Trust me I’m a professional lol
  22. That’s because great minds think alike lol
  23. Boat life space is a premium and we have to keep everything looking nice and tidy around the marina so have a small wooden shed in the corner in which to keep our painting gear welding gear tiling gear etc so today is a reshuffle and clear out day
  24. My misses had a little strop on when I saw a melonistic black rabbit on the road and stopped to pick it up we were going somewhere nice in a bit of tidy only wanted the pelt lol
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