Guest night time my time Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 same way as iv always caught them,catch a fuking shit flu bug,stand up wind of a few at night sneeze and snot for a bit, wait for it to get into them then walk over with my dogs and pick them up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Rifle shoot them. Yes I know.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 My prefered method is to climb a handy looking tree (it can be a broadleaf or conifer..........but never fruit), I then sit there for 3 weeks and allow all the critters to shite all over me (but this must be done while chanting the Koran). On the last day of the 3rd week, I wash out my eyes with rain water like a fair maiden taken a tinkle in a fresh mountain stream........then, and only then I am poised and coiled like a viper ready to strike. When my hartley comes wandering along as is his want to do.......I whisper, but in a high pitch so only animals can hear.........."Mr Hartley,where goest thou?"........as he ponders the question........I strike!!!! Never miss That's complete and utter bullshit. You would never read the Koran. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redeye jedi 39 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 i tend to use a nice piece of opera to calm them into a trance, the eyes glaze over so its time to strike, thats when i send out my cabbage white butterfly, i know what your thinking but he's a mean b*****d and never misses. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
victor 10 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 (edited) i get mine with a dog, AND YOU LOT CANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ you in a legal way.. Edited January 11, 2009 by victor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted January 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 i get mine with a dog, AND YOU LOT CANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ you in a legal way.. Its not big, and its not clever to gloat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bunnykilla1 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 i get mine with a dog, AND YOU LOT CANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ you in a legal way.. go shag a dingo Your relatives a criminals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Netter 0 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 on horse back with a spear All the lads round here are doing it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamp+battery 98 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 but you dont get much back mind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shooter08 0 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 on horse back with a spear All the lads round here are doing it. Was It You Who I Saw Last Week Doing It Netter ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leveller Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I follow them around into old age until they die of natural causes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bunson 6 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I start with 3 weetabix and a pair of nike air, wait till dusk go jogging with the lurcher, it amazing how many you find laid at the side of the road waiting to picked up, totally legal, totally bo****ks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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