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Fella walks into a bar with a rabbit and sits it on the counter.

Can I have a pint for me and a cheese toasty for the rabbit.

 

Next night the fella walks into the bar and asks for a pint and a cheese toasty for the rabbit, sorry says the bar tender we have no cheese toasty’s left, will a ham toasty do, anyway the rabbit eat his ham toasty and they leave.

 

Next night the fella walks into the bar and asks for a pint and a cheese toasty for the rabbit, sorry no cheese toasty left says the bar tender, ok say the fella I will have a ham toasty for the rabbit, sorry no ham toasty’s left says the tender, all we have left is pork toasty’s, ok that will do fine, he drinks his pints and the rabbit eats his pork toasty and they both leave.

 

Next night the fella walks into the bar and orders a pint and sits down in the corner, would you like a cheese toasty with that order asks the bar tender? No says the fella the rabbit died last night, oh that’s terrible says the tender, what happened to the poor rabbit he asks?????

 

Wait for it……………………

 

 

scrool down..............................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He died of mixinghistoasty’s

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