Simoman 110 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. Easy one, but one of my favourites Things to do in Denver when your dead? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Every day above ground is a good day. Wats that from Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JED CLAMPETT 4 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Every day above ground is a good day. Wats that from scarface Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JED CLAMPETT 4 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 j darcey should get this one "You saved your life. At the expense of your honor." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 There are two priests in that car. They want us to pull over. That's two priests driving a Ferrari. When's the last time you saw two priests drive a Ferrari? What are they doing, taking home the bingo money? No, they're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JED CLAMPETT 4 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 There are two priests in that car. They want us to pull over. That's two priests driving a Ferrari. When's the last time you saw two priests drive a Ferrari? What are they doing, taking home the bingo money? No, they're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster. cannonball run Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Son, step aside, or I will crack you right in the jaw. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. Easy one, but one of my favourites Things to do in Denver when your dead? Just realised it True Romance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodey 96 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a spider pig does, can he swing from a web no he can't he's a pig look ouy here comes a spider piggggggg! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. Easy one, but one of my favourites Things to do in Denver when your dead? Just realised it True Romance It's Pulp Fiction isn't it? What about this one? YEE HAA! Jester's dead! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Top Gun, no I'm sure its True Romance.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swanseajack 227 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. Easy one, but one of my favourites Things to do in Denver when your dead? Just realised it True Romance It's Pulp Fiction, Christopher Walken Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JED CLAMPETT 4 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. Easy one, but one of my favourites Things to do in Denver when your dead? Just realised it True Romance already been answered pulpfiction Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 24,314 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a spider pig does, can he swing from a web no he can't he's a pig look ouy here comes a spider piggggggg! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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