Malt 379 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm f***ed and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm f***ed and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm f***ed. Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it? The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason! Lethal Weapon? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Here's one from another one of my favourite films: Good morning mam, and innit a lovely morning? Up yours, nigger! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,212 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Viddy well little brother. Viddy well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,212 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 (edited) Here's one from another one of my favourite films: Good morning mam, and innit a lovely morning? Up yours, nigger! Good one Malty, from the same film,,, MORE BEANS,,,,,I THINK YOU BOYS HAVE HAD ENOUGH Edited August 17, 2008 by GD Waz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Here's one from another one of my favourite films: Good morning mam, and innit a lovely morning? Up yours, nigger! Good one Malty, from the same film,,, MORE BEANS,,,,,I THINK YOU BOYS HAVE HAD ENOUGH :clapper: Where's my rubber duck? Quack quack, quack quack! Hilarious film, I've lost count of the amount of times I've seen it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,212 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 The sheriffs a nigger. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,212 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 I said the sherrifs getting nearer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 I'd like to extend to you this laurel, & hardy handshake, and welcome you as our new....... ........nigger?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,642 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Here's two film quotes that always make me smile; "That's mighty big talk for a one eyed fatman". and "Are you all nuts?" True grit and dunno the other Spot on with the first one Scotty. The other comes from "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest", when the nutters escape by getting on the bus and the lass on board says to all the retards, quite seriously..."Are you all nuts?" To which they all nod yes, proudly! Classic. "Hands off cocks, on socks"....Judd in KES. Duvall actually said "Thats bold talk from a one eyed fat man" I stand corrected Scotty. This is class. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Here's two film quotes that always make me smile; "That's mighty big talk for a one eyed fatman". and "Are you all nuts?" True grit and dunno the other Spot on with the first one Scotty. The other comes from "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest", when the nutters escape by getting on the bus and the lass on board says to all the retards, quite seriously..."Are you all nuts?" To which they all nod yes, proudly! Classic. "Hands off cocks, on socks"....Judd in KES. Duvall actually said "Thats bold talk from a one eyed fat man" I stand corrected Scotty. This is class. Brillaint. Well come see a fat old man sometime Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,013 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. : take a gues Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Listen Dick... That is your name - "Dick"? If you're gonna continue to get this close would you consider switching aftershaves? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. : take a gues Shawshank redemption..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,013 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. : take a gues Shawshank redemption..... correct Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jolong 1 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 "fill your hands you son of a bitch".. john wayne.. but what film???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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