scothunter 12,609 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 (edited) Ok amuse me lol I will start it off. Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart? Edited August 17, 2008 by scothunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 free willy? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hpool_hunter Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 as good as it gets ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 clint Eastwood in one of the Dirty Harry Films? Mrs Matt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 as good as it gets ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 free willy? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hpool_hunter Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 did i get it right , weres my prezzie lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
T78 4 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 one of my favourite film quotes is "holy sh*t,you're from texas??only steers and queers come outta texas and you don't look much like a cow to me. kinda narrows it down a bit,doesn't it?!" anyone know it?shouldn't be too hard,it's a well known one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!" Anyone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hpool_hunter Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this f*****g face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f*****g face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the f**k I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f**k Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f**k. Then I rub my nose with it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,684 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Here's two film quotes that always make me smile; "That's mighty big talk for a one eyed fatman". and "Are you all nuts?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!" Anyone free willy 3? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Terrier man 38 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 You wanna play rough okay ........Say hello to my little friend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn8C7d6ufR4 I kill a comunest for fun ............But for a green card il carve him up real nice.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 'OUT!' 'What do you mean, out?' 'It means not f**king in, OUT!' What the f**k does that mean Greyo?What does what mean? That, "ambition is f**king critical." It says "ambition is critical." There's no "f**king" in it. It's a play on words, Dylan Thomas, Who? The poet, Dylan Thomas. He said "Swansea, is the graveyard of ambition", and he was right Did he write that? No, council wrote that, or they probably employed another poet to do a little ditty and he, or she, came up with that. "Ambition, is, critical" Three words? They got a poet do do three f**king words? You can have as many words as you like in a poem, it doesn't matter. Is it supposed to be funny? No, it's supposed to be clever! Dylan Thomas also called Swansea, "an ugly, lovely town". I'd call it... a Pretty Shitty City. Dylan Thomas didn't do as much f*****g cocaine as you, did he? At least mine f**king rhymes, "Pretty, Shitty, City," Three f**king words, I like it! A few quotes from my favourite film of all time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Here's two film quotes that always make me smile; "That's mighty big talk for a one eyed fatman". and "Are you all nuts?" True grit and dunno the other Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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