skycat 6,174 Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 I've copied this from the Ozziedoggers forum: thought it was brilliant.........and scary too. This is what they're cranking out of college these days...pretty pathetic! They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back .... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64 They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door. They Walk Among Us! One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!'. Someone looked up at the sky and said, 'Where'? They Walk Among Us! While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff.' They Walk Among Us!! I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.' They Walk Among Us! My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They Walk Among Us! I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?' They Walk Among Us! While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked Him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.' They Walk Among Us, and they Reproduce, and Worst of all ............ THEY VOTE !!!!!! -------------------- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
weekye 0 Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 think i live in the same house as some of them, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 My son's girlfriend asked this question...what kind of dogs are those one's in 101 dalmations...yes and she votes too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 i remember popping into tesco's one night 10mins before they were closing and they had them bag your own cookie things on offer 20p off, with the cookies being baked freshed daily and the store about to close they had them reduced to 15p to get rid of them, didnt even realise till i got to the checkout and saw 'cookies 0.00p' flash up on the little screen, so i went back and got the rest every little helps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Good f*cking god, Speeds! Have you NO Dignity??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oneredtrim Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 (edited) . Edited June 10, 2008 by oneredtrim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Sounds like the people who were in charge of me on my last job. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonesy 111 Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Knew a lad who seen three women coming towards us and said those three make a right pair. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 18,067 Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Knew a lad who seen three women coming towards us and said those three make a right pair. Heard a bloke in the pub tonight, asked for a pint of Fosters, barman said would you like regular or extra cold? Bloke said What's the difference!!!!!! They walk amongst us! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Sasha Distel was instructed to ask a geezer on the Railway platform for directions....which he did...IN ENGLISH... with a very strange Kenneath Williams French twang... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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