NEWKID 30,097 Posted 4 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 4 hours ago 14 minutes ago, WILF said: He isn’t a farmer, he is a wealthy land owning eco businessman…..he is shipping in fair trade vegan Pygmy’s from African farming initiatives in the Congo to work the land for him, cut his grass with scissors, dust his fruit trees with an organic cloth….that type of thing He has bought a litre of petuli oil and changed his name to “Guy” lol You spying on me? Ger off my land!!! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 53,083 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago 2 minutes ago, NEWKID said: You spying on me? Ger off my land!!! Lol You will have the season ticket for Forest Green Rovers next ! lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 30,097 Posted 4 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 4 hours ago 56 minutes ago, dytkos said: Nowhere near as nice as Ken's. Just saying like. Cheers, D. Off course its not D, cause im.not a billionaire share holder! But at least i don't wear pink chinos lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 53,083 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago Just now, NEWKID said: Off course its not D, cause im.not a billionaire share holder! But at least i don't wear pink chinos lol Pink chinos ……I bet he looks like a garden Gnome ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 30,097 Posted 3 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 3 hours ago 10 minutes ago, WILF said: Pink chinos ……I bet he looks like a garden Gnome ! Ridiculous mate... as you would say..absolutely howling! Lol @TOMOget the pic up mate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 18,173 Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 30,097 Posted 3 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 3 hours ago (edited) 9 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I sent it to Wilf, thought id spare Ken on here...but f**k it...well played mate...what a twat!! Lol Edited 3 hours ago by NEWKID 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 53,083 Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago The legs and the torso and the head are like a cut & shut ? lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 30,097 Posted 3 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 3 hours ago 2 minutes ago, WILF said: The legs and the torso and the head are like a cut & shut ? lol He irons his shirts on a wok mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 53,083 Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago 21 minutes ago, NEWKID said: He irons his shirts on a wok mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 34,064 Posted 3 hours ago Report Share Posted 3 hours ago 53 minutes ago, WILF said: You will have the season ticket for Forest Green Rovers next ! lol I can’t stand that green veggie twat built a new ground half a mile up the river from me , all the diesel plant in there drotts 360 s ripping out vegetation full of muntis birds fox’s etc then hides it all off site for the tv to come along and blow his little green dick he was also funding that just oil mob millions proper c**t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfhound 1,169 Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago 1 hour ago, WILF said: He isn’t a farmer, he is a wealthy land owning eco businessman…..he is shipping in fair trade vegan Pygmy’s from African farming initiatives in the Congo to work the land for him, cut his grass with scissors, dust his fruit trees with an organic cloth….that type of thing He has bought a litre of petuli oil and changed his name to “Guy” lol Should he ever require an extremely contrary farm manager with an exceptional hatred for his workers I may know just the man. I think you’d really look the part cutting about on a gator in your tweeds whipping the lessers into shape. ‘Why do you keep whipping us Mr WILF sir’ ‘Tyrone some things just ‘are’’ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 53,083 Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago 13 minutes ago, Halfhound said: Should he ever require an extremely contrary farm manager with an exceptional hatred for his workers I may know just the man. I think you’d really look the part cutting about on a gator in your tweeds whipping the lessers into shape. ‘Why do you keep whipping us Mr WILF sir’ ‘Tyrone some things just ‘are’’ Now you’re getting the hang of it Ted ! lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 53,083 Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago 46 minutes ago, Greyman said: I can’t stand that green veggie twat built a new ground half a mile up the river from me , all the diesel plant in there drotts 360 s ripping out vegetation full of muntis birds fox’s etc then hides it all off site for the tv to come along and blow his little green dick he was also funding that just oil mob millions proper c**t Don’t talk about Kevs mate like that 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,741 Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago 5 hours ago, NEWKID said: Never thiught id have an electric vehicle, but the tax man has forced it really, full relief on electric, nothing on my old diesel Raptor.. Got to say i like it though, goes like shit off a shovel, 0-60 in 5 seconds abd weighs around 2.5t.. still a big unit (i hate small cars).. got a couple of hybrid transits coming on Monday, so old couple of older vans and truck will be gone .. hopefully see the benefit next April... f***ing hate the tax man lol Sad to see it go But, this ain't a bad yoke After reading the title The opening post could have read "Take it up the cornhole" Then again you're not IWW 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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