ditchman 4,297 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 49 minutes ago, mel b said: If your brother is into being tied up and whipped , and getting his ass pegged, you just need to drop mushroom a message , and he'll be straight round . pegging is for the deprived...or is it depraved ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogMagic2 117 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Use something like this https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282699197668?_skw=artificial+insemination+kit+for+dogs&itmmeta=01KM6F3RB2EFZ8RB4HQCQW74M5&hash=item41d22f6ce4:g:klYAAOSwETJZ5171&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAAA4GfYFPkwiKCW4ZNSs2u11xDVeLFEYYBauMBXgNe6lwp%2FThjmV39M053b3fbk7mGtO0rhnD4XtFmHSQo%2ByRzHoLedv6JqyssbPAnGkcoawaFWoguxoMc7F99LYrhUdQo4eHG0y%2FlkzKgKCLRihkG%2BK%2FB5q%2FRX8NCGm%2FYcXP7aaH0lDvcBh58D82uevmUFjwCKm1%2Bw4OtA%2FXLF9GyViKE2JlyeHyuLQu9rm2zaP7gpfFR5uESmN7SPq2LLR9Df6jAKX41k43WI6MKSmtadO5bJguVxs0h2qwO2lpNnKZwGeAxj|tkp%3ABk9SR_yFj8-hZw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,895 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 2 hours ago, mitre said: Does that be meaning the dog will have a toe up his arse off if he gets on your front where the salesman his That one went right over my head dude. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,297 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 1 hour ago, mel b said: That one went right over my head dude. not alot eludes you matey i wish my wanks lasted as long as this thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,895 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 5 hours ago, ditchman said: not alot eludes you matey i wish my wanks lasted as long as this thread Have a word with mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,378 Posted March 21 Author Report Share Posted March 21 20 hours ago, mel b said: If your brother is into being tied up and whipped , and getting his ass pegged, you just need to drop mushroom a message , and he'll be straight round . Me and my brother have rules! He gets the men and I get the ladies 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,297 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 ive been doing a bit of research on wanking ...... the work WANK possibly comes from the Dutch word WANKEN....which means in Dutch "to move back and forth" and it was possibly Phil Collins apearing in Miami Vice using the word WANKER that introduced the word to America Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 7,131 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 37 minutes ago, ditchman said: ive been doing a bit of research on wanking ...... the work WANK possibly comes from the Dutch word WANKEN....which means in Dutch "to move back and forth" and it was possibly Phil Collins apearing in Miami Vice using the word WANKER that introduced the word to America And now Mushroom is trying to introduce it to his dog. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodger 3,653 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 On 17/03/2026 at 15:37, mushroom said: @dodger you having that mate? He said you robbed me! @mel bthat dog can still outrun greyhounds and galgos it's not even funny, the cnut should be dead a hundred times over with his do or die attitude lol 200 pound i sold them for and the dam was absolutely hammered it would be abuse for most dogs but that bitch thrived on hard work yet in the kennle had that off switch and chilled right out obedient and easy to keep. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,895 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 9 hours ago, ditchman said: ive been doing a bit of research on wanking ...... the work WANK possibly comes from the Dutch word WANKEN....which means in Dutch "to move back and forth" and it was possibly Phil Collins apearing in Miami Vice using the word WANKER that introduced the word to America So let me get this straight , because I'm completely confused now. So it's Phil Collins fault , that mitres brother , is wanking off mushrooms dog , in miami ?. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,297 Posted Sunday at 09:27 Report Share Posted Sunday at 09:27 8 hours ago, mel b said: So let me get this straight , because I'm completely confused now. So it's Phil Collins fault , that mitres brother , is wanking off mushrooms dog , in miami ?. yes ..it would appear so ......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,378 Posted 5 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 5 hours ago On 22/03/2026 at 10:27, ditchman said: yes ..it would appear so ......... I may be coming back to this a bit late but wtf happened here? I just want the dog's cum so I can prove it and keep his line for everyone... Weirdos lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,297 Posted 2 hours ago Report Share Posted 2 hours ago 2 hours ago, mushroom said: I may be coming back to this a bit late but wtf happened here? I just want the dog's cum so I can prove it and keep his line for everyone... Weirdos lol christ ..i thought this thrad was finished................just goes to show "a good wank will never die"......unless one of the hamsters gets stuck....thats what Mel told me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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