How do I wank him off?

[ditchman 4,265]

49 minutes ago, mel b said:

If your brother is into being tied up and whipped , and getting his ass pegged,  you just need to drop mushroom a message , and he'll be straight round .

pegging is for the deprived...or is it depraved ???

[DogMagic2 117]

Use something like this https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282699197668?_skw=artificial+insemination+kit+for+dogs&itmmeta=01KM6F3RB2EFZ8RB4HQCQW74M5&hash=item41d22f6ce4:g:klYAAOSwETJZ5171&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAAA4GfYFPkwiKCW4ZNSs2u11xDVeLFEYYBauMBXgNe6lwp%2FThjmV39M053b3fbk7mGtO0rhnD4XtFmHSQo%2ByRzHoLedv6JqyssbPAnGkcoawaFWoguxoMc7F99LYrhUdQo4eHG0y%2FlkzKgKCLRihkG%2BK%2FB5q%2FRX8NCGm%2FYcXP7aaH0lDvcBh58D82uevmUFjwCKm1%2Bw4OtA%2FXLF9GyViKE2JlyeHyuLQu9rm2zaP7gpfFR5uESmN7SPq2LLR9Df6jAKX41k43WI6MKSmtadO5bJguVxs0h2qwO2lpNnKZwGeAxj|tkp%3ABk9SR_yFj8-hZw

[mel b 4,868]

2 hours ago, mitre said:

Does that be meaning the dog will have a toe up his arse off if he gets on your front where the salesman his

That one went right over my head dude.

[ditchman 4,265]

1 hour ago, mel b said:

That one went right over my head dude.

not alot eludes you matey

i wish my wanks lasted as long as this thread

[mel b 4,868]

5 hours ago, ditchman said:

not alot eludes you matey

i wish my wanks lasted as long as this thread

Have a word with mushroom

[mushroom 14,377]

20 hours ago, mel b said:

If your brother is into being tied up and whipped , and getting his ass pegged,  you just need to drop mushroom a message , and he'll be straight round .

Me and my brother have rules! He gets the men and I get the ladies

 

[ditchman 4,265]

ive been doing a bit of research on wanking ......

the work WANK possibly comes from the Dutch word WANKEN....which means in Dutch "to move back and forth"

and it was possibly Phil Collins apearing in Miami Vice using the word WANKER that introduced the word to America

[gnipper 7,130]

37 minutes ago, ditchman said:

ive been doing a bit of research on wanking ......

the work WANK possibly comes from the Dutch word WANKEN....which means in Dutch "to move back and forth"

and it was possibly Phil Collins apearing in Miami Vice using the word WANKER that introduced the word to America

And now Mushroom is trying to introduce it to his dog.

[dodger 3,649]

On 17/03/2026 at 15:37, mushroom said:

@dodger you having that mate? He said you robbed me!

@mel bthat dog can still outrun greyhounds and galgos it's not even funny, the cnut should be dead a hundred times over with his do or die attitude lol

200 pound i sold them for and the dam was absolutely hammered it would be abuse for most dogs but that bitch thrived on hard work yet in the kennle had that off switch and chilled right out obedient and easy to keep.