How do I wank him off?

[mel b 4,866]

2 hours ago, ditchman said:

i could feign a doggy sort of BARK ...if that would help.........and lick my balls

I'm not quite sure mate , but I think getting your balls licked might be part of the deal with dai.

Old mushroom certainly knows how to get a thread going .

[mushroom 14,376]

4 hours ago, mel b said:

I'm not quite sure mate , but I think getting your balls licked might be part of the deal with dai.

Old mushroom certainly knows how to get a thread going .

I asked a serious question, I thank you!

[gnipper 7,122]

9 hours ago, ditchman said:

i could feign a doggy sort of BARK ...if that would help.........and lick my balls

Get yourself one of these and your in there 

[ditchman 4,265]

Mel has upped his game and is looking for a deer to wank off......that will certainly give his little legs a work out running it down with a tube of Durol in his hand

[mitre 548]

I think deer routing is a around September and they should be about the noise and the smell of mouste off them

[mitre 548]

3 minutes ago, mitre said:

I think deer rutting is in the middle of the summer and September the noise is loud and the musk smell is very strong I think you should forget it it's a risk 

 

[mitre 548]

6 minutes ago, mitre said:

Deer rutting is in the middle of the summer and September the noise is loud the smell of musk is strong  I think it's best to forget it it's risky 

 

[mel b 4,866]

7 hours ago, mitre said:

I think deer routing is a around September and they should be about the noise and the smell of mouste off them

 

7 hours ago, mitre said:

 

 

7 hours ago, mitre said:

 

It looks like the thought of me mounting a deer gave you a bit of a stutter there mate.

I must be honest , I am like a rutting stag in the bedroom .

[ditchman 4,265]

3 hours ago, mel b said:

 

 

It looks like the thought of me mounting a deer gave you a bit of a stutter there mate.

I must be honest , I am like a rutting stag in the bedroom .

oh please....

[mitre 548]

Excuse my spelling mistake in the first one like a rutting stag in the bedroom do you have madam whiplash around because if you can pass her number over our youngest could do with a session 

[WILF 52,879]

What Mushrooms dog will be seeing every morning for the next 6 months !