mitre 478 Posted yesterday at 21:04 Report Share Posted yesterday at 21:04 Over the years handed out Christmas presents to family and friends but this year must be the worst a pack of socks with 3 pairs in them and that's for all of us how mean and that's our aunt for us we gave in the past whisky and other things such as useful things like tea towels and antibacterial soaps to her and her looney other half like last year and the year before our youngest brother ain't too happy 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 4,688 Posted yesterday at 21:26 Report Share Posted yesterday at 21:26 I’d love to see anybody you call a loony haha haha 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,648 Posted yesterday at 21:58 Report Share Posted yesterday at 21:58 52 minutes ago, mitre said: Over the years handed out Christmas presents to family and friends but this year must be the worst a pack of socks with 3 pairs in them and that's for all of us how mean and that's our aunt for us we gave in the past whisky and other things such as useful things like tea towels and antibacterial soaps to her and her looney other half like last year and the year before our youngest brother ain't too happy Send the c**ts a curry your brother made!! Job done. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,528 Posted yesterday at 22:17 Report Share Posted yesterday at 22:17 1 hour ago, mitre said: Over the years handed out Christmas presents to family and friends but this year must be the worst a pack of socks with 3 pairs in them and that's for all of us how mean and that's our aunt for us we gave in the past whisky and other things such as useful things like tea towels and antibacterial soaps to her and her looney other half like last year and the year before our youngest brother ain't too happy Does your aunt have bacterial issues then mitre ?. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 8,477 Posted yesterday at 22:32 Report Share Posted yesterday at 22:32 If you gave me antibacterial soap or teatowels for Christmas you'd be lucky to get a pair of socks out of me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,648 Posted yesterday at 22:34 Report Share Posted yesterday at 22:34 14 minutes ago, mel b said: Does your aunt have bacterial issues then mitre ?. Kin el, mate, don't harks him kweschuns he carnt explain!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,648 Posted yesterday at 22:36 Report Share Posted yesterday at 22:36 3 minutes ago, downsouth said: If you gave me antibacterial soap or teatowels for Christmas you'd be lucky to get a pair of socks out of me Yeah, but sox is grate, innit?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,528 Posted yesterday at 22:41 Report Share Posted yesterday at 22:41 7 minutes ago, downsouth said: If you gave me antibacterial soap or teatowels for Christmas you'd be lucky to get a pair of socks out of me I dunno mate . Be OK for giving the rusty sherrifs badge a Polish. I reckon old mitres got it sorted. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,528 Posted yesterday at 22:43 Report Share Posted yesterday at 22:43 7 minutes ago, shaaark said: Kin el, mate, don't harks him kweschuns he carnt explain!! She might not have bacterial issues mate , it might just be pubic lice or something, that's why I was asking . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 478 Posted yesterday at 23:21 Author Report Share Posted yesterday at 23:21 No I just give gifts that is usually useful no stupid stuff specialy when she comes back after Christmas holiday from wherever with a heavy cold and that's happened a couple of times we don't want her crying down the phone and her looney other half butting in and for curries she would not touch them too hot her teeth melt 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,648 Posted yesterday at 23:28 Report Share Posted yesterday at 23:28 5 minutes ago, mitre said: No I just give gifts that is usually useful no stupid stuff specialy when she comes back after Christmas holiday from wherever with a heavy cold and that's happened a couple of times we don't want her crying down the phone and her looney other half butting in and for curries she would not touch them too hot her teeth melt Wise words, 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,528 Posted 16 hours ago Report Share Posted 16 hours ago 7 hours ago, mitre said: No I just give gifts that is usually useful no stupid stuff specialy when she comes back after Christmas holiday from wherever with a heavy cold and that's happened a couple of times we don't want her crying down the phone and her looney other half butting in and for curries she would not touch them too hot her teeth melt That's a smart move mate . When your aunty comes back from holiday with a dose , you don't want her spreading it around the family . 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 17,797 Posted 13 hours ago Report Share Posted 13 hours ago A couple of years ago my mam bought me a pack of four dime bars and a copy of the book , I am number 4 . I Am Number Four - Wikipedia EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG My misses genuinely broke into tears of laughter as we unveiled it. Tupperware tubs were another classic . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 8,364 Posted 13 hours ago Report Share Posted 13 hours ago Got my mrs a hoover this year , she loves hoovering so should be appreciated 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 478 Posted 11 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 11 hours ago Well I have always got something in that's useful for Christmas hope you're wife enjoys her new hoover now you can take it in turns 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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