Tight fisted relations

[mitre 477]

Over the years handed out Christmas presents to family and friends but this year must be the worst a pack of socks with 3 pairs in them and that's for all of us how mean and that's our aunt for us we gave in the past whisky and other things such as useful things like tea towels and antibacterial soaps to her and her looney other half like last year and the year before our youngest brother ain't too happy 

[WataWalloper 4,682]

I’d love to see anybody you call a loony haha haha 

[shaaark 11,645]

52 minutes ago, mitre said:

Over the years handed out Christmas presents to family and friends but this year must be the worst a pack of socks with 3 pairs in them and that's for all of us how mean and that's our aunt for us we gave in the past whisky and other things such as useful things like tea towels and antibacterial soaps to her and her looney other half like last year and the year before our youngest brother ain't too happy 

Send the c**ts a curry your brother made!!

Job done.

[mel b 4,508]

1 hour ago, mitre said:

Over the years handed out Christmas presents to family and friends but this year must be the worst a pack of socks with 3 pairs in them and that's for all of us how mean and that's our aunt for us we gave in the past whisky and other things such as useful things like tea towels and antibacterial soaps to her and her looney other half like last year and the year before our youngest brother ain't too happy 

Does your aunt have bacterial issues then mitre ?.

[downsouth 8,477]

If you gave me antibacterial soap or teatowels for Christmas you'd be lucky to get a pair of socks out of me

[shaaark 11,645]

14 minutes ago, mel b said:

Does your aunt have bacterial issues then mitre ?.

Kin el, mate, don't harks him kweschuns he carnt explain!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[shaaark 11,645]

3 minutes ago, downsouth said:

If you gave me antibacterial soap or teatowels for Christmas you'd be lucky to get a pair of socks out of me

Yeah, but sox is grate, innit?!

[mel b 4,508]

7 minutes ago, downsouth said:

If you gave me antibacterial soap or teatowels for Christmas you'd be lucky to get a pair of socks out of me

I dunno mate . Be OK for giving the rusty sherrifs badge a Polish.  I reckon old mitres got it sorted.

[mel b 4,508]

7 minutes ago, shaaark said:

Kin el, mate, don't harks him kweschuns he carnt explain!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She might not have bacterial issues mate , it might just be pubic lice or something,  that's why I was asking . 

[mitre 477]

No I just give gifts that is usually useful no stupid stuff specialy when she comes back after Christmas holiday from wherever with a heavy cold and that's happened a couple of times we don't want her crying down the phone and her looney other half butting in and for curries she would not touch them too hot her teeth melt

[shaaark 11,645]

5 minutes ago, mitre said:

No I just give gifts that is usually useful no stupid stuff specialy when she comes back after Christmas holiday from wherever with a heavy cold and that's happened a couple of times we don't want her crying down the phone and her looney other half butting in and for curries she would not touch them too hot her teeth melt

Wise words,

[mel b 4,508]

7 hours ago, mitre said:

No I just give gifts that is usually useful no stupid stuff specialy when she comes back after Christmas holiday from wherever with a heavy cold and that's happened a couple of times we don't want her crying down the phone and her looney other half butting in and for curries she would not touch them too hot her teeth melt

That's a smart move mate . When your aunty comes back from holiday with a dose , you don't want her spreading it around the family .

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,792]

A couple of years ago my mam bought me a pack of four dime bars and a copy of the book , I am number 4 . 

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My misses genuinely broke into tears of laughter as we unveiled it. Tupperware tubs were another classic . 

[waltjnr 8,359]

Got my mrs a hoover this year , she loves hoovering so should be appreciated