Rabbits Kent

[TOMO 29,175]

I'm down here in Kent Maidstone...Ashford....anyone need any rabbits....give me a shout on here

[jukel123 9,686]

51 minutes ago, TOMO said:

I'm down here in Kent Maidstone...Ashford....anyone need any rabbits....give me a shout on here

Thank you for your kind offer.

Please send them by pet courier to my home in Scotland where they will be released to live their very best life on my permission.

I would offer to pay transport costs but, alas, I'm a pensioner.

Do make sure they are properly fed and watered during their arduous journey.

Thank you and God bless you.

P.S

I've  PM'd you my address. Make sure the courier is licensed and insured and does not arrive before 12 midday or after 5 at night. I am a heavy sleeper.

P.P.S

Do your best to include some black does. And don't  try and pass off heavily scarred bucks if you please. I will not tolerate it.

Edited 6 hours ago by jukel123

[WILF 51,028]

2 hours ago, jukel123 said:

Thank you for your kind offer.

Please send them by pet courier to my home in Scotland where they will be released to live their very best life on my permission.

I would offer to pay transport costs but, alas, I'm a pensioner.

Do make sure they are properly fed and watered during their arduous journey.

Thank you and God bless you.

P.S

I've  PM'd you my address. Make sure the courier is licensed and insured and does not arrive before 12 midday or after 5 at night. I am a heavy sleeper.

P.P.S

Do your best to include some black does. And don't  try and pass off heavily scarred bucks if you please. I will not tolerate it.

You ain’t got time for rabbits, you’re too busy out on the hill shooting red stags with your society friends or ordering the gillie around on your salmon beat….i bet you spit on lads who hunt rabbits ! lol 

[jukel123 9,686]

Just now, WILF said:

You ain’t got time for rabbits, you’re too busy out on the hill shooting red stags with your society friends or ordering the gillie around on your salmon beat….i bet you spit on lads who hunt rabbits ! lol 

Sacked the ghillie for impertinance and incompetence. Cheeky peasant kept approaching me on my right side when presenting me with my morning malt! He knows I hate everything right. And he had the gall to  complain when I kicked his arse.

He is taking me to a tribunal. So I have arranged to have his tied cottage burned to the ground.

I've always thought his hovel and garden would make perfect grazing for my rare breed sheep.

[downsouth 8,384]

I dunno about the rest of kent but where I am 30mins from Maidstone 20mins from Ashford there's plenty of rabbits about.Not sure if numbers are picking up in other parts of the country

[WILF 51,028]

2 hours ago, downsouth said:

I dunno about the rest of kent but where I am 30mins from Maidstone 20mins from Ashford there's plenty of rabbits about.Not sure if numbers are picking up in other parts of the country

Any chance of posting me about 300 live ones ? lol