Wife said it's better then TV

[Wolfdog91 7,702]

Got a tree hunting saddle to and a set of climbing spikes to play with , it's the hot thing now for bow hunting and thought I'd see what the fuss was . Been practicing on some of the smaller tree in the yard and the wife's been coming out to just sit and watch. Woman said watching me fumble around and dangle like a drunk pole dancer is better then most stuff in the TV

..... Now as long as she doesn't learn I'm gonna be 15 - 20 foot up a tree when I'm actually hunting

Edited 17 hours ago by Wolfdog91

[mitre 256]

Well get your wife to join you in your fun at least she can have a good view too and watch over your neighbours fencing and see what they cooking up and hear all their talk and gossip 

[Franks dad 1,932]

6 minutes ago, Wolfdog91 said:

Got a tree hunting saddle to and a set of climbing spikes to play with , it's the hot thing now for bow hunting and thought I'd see what the fuss was . Been practicing on some of the smaller tree in the yard and the wife's been coming out to just sit and watch. Woman said waiting me fumble around and dangle like a drunk pole dancer is better then most stuff in the TV

..... Now as long as she doesn't learn I'm gonna be 15 - 20 foot up a tree when I'm actually hunting

She’s obviously getting it on film for the life insurance payout out …. That looks like a 911 call waiting to happen bud …. 

[mitre 256]

What a crafty mare she is gold digging type greedy cow plenty of russian women on dating sites are like that I love i love you you marry me then they bump you off 

[Wolfdog91 7,702]

Just now, mitre said:

What a crafty mare she is gold digging type greedy cow plenty of russian women on dating sites are like that I love i love you you marry me then they bump you off 

...... Hay can someone please translate the kings English to inches and bald eagles because idk if this guy is talking shit about my wife or if he's telling a personal story about getting f****d over by a Russian lady 

[WataWalloper 3,418]

5 minutes ago, Wolfdog91 said:

...... Hay can someone please translate the kings English to inches and bald eagles because idk if this guy is talking shit about my wife or if he's telling a personal story about getting f****d over by a Russian lady 

If you ever figure it out there’s a whole island a folk here they would love to know hsha haha mitre speaks mitrish an nobody else knows it haha 

[kanny 21,627]

6 minutes ago, Wolfdog91 said:

...... Hay can someone please translate the kings English to inches and bald eagles because idk if this guy is talking shit about my wife or if he's telling a personal story about getting f****d over by a Russian lady 

We don't know either

[mel b 3,538]

1 hour ago, Wolfdog91 said:

...... Hay can someone please translate the kings English to inches and bald eagles because idk if this guy is talking shit about my wife or if he's telling a personal story about getting f****d over by a Russian lady 

You'll have to excuse him , he's new here .  When I say he's new here , I mean he's new to planet earth .

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,818]

lol 

I just can’t 

[The one 8,583]

3 hours ago, Wolfdog91 said:

...... Hay can someone please translate the kings English to inches and bald eagles because idk if this guy is talking shit about my wife or if he's telling a personal story about getting f****d over by a Russian lady 

See if you can contact his career they might help explain it ?.

[WILF 49,734]

4 hours ago, Wolfdog91 said:

Got a tree hunting saddle to and a set of climbing spikes to play with , it's the hot thing now for bow hunting and thought I'd see what the fuss was . Been practicing on some of the smaller tree in the yard and the wife's been coming out to just sit and watch. Woman said watching me fumble around and dangle like a drunk pole dancer is better then most stuff in the TV

..... Now as long as she doesn't learn I'm gonna be 15 - 20 foot up a tree when I'm actually hunting

400,000 years of African development summed up in one picture !