A good dog man

[Pardus 1,609]

7 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

My Dads cousin works for Network rail. Worked for them for over 30 years. Ment to be good money. 

It can be depending on the job. I took a pay cut to come here last July because it was local work but I have had enough of the wank night shifts.

[Bangersanmash 4,838]

2 minutes ago, Pardus said:

It can be depending on the job. I took a pay cut to come here last July because it was local work but I have had enough of the wank night shifts.

Best way the nights most i see just sit in the Vans wanking it off. Lol. 

[Black neck 17,135]

5 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

Best way the nights most i see just sit in the Vans wanking it off. Lol. 

Who wants 3 do that boring as feck

[Franks dad 1,782]

2 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Who wants 3 do that boring as feck

Sausage fingers 

[Bangersanmash 4,838]

3 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Who wants 3 do that boring as feck

Ad sit there all night or should I say early hours in morning for 5 hours pay 

Edited May 19 by Bangersanmash

[Black neck 17,135]

4 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

Ad sit there all night or should I say early hours in morning for 5 hours pay 

Bollox 2 that 

[Black neck 17,135]

5 minutes ago, Franks dad said:

Sausage fingers 

Cod ear

[Pardus 1,609]

I'm in to danger wanks at the moment, I lay in the middle of the track and try and shoot mi muck before the next train.

[Bangersanmash 4,838]

45 minutes ago, Pardus said:

I'm in to danger wanks at the moment, I lay in the middle of the track and try and shoot mi muck before the next train.

Ffs mate dont be saying that. Will hear on the news that men off here have been trying it.

[low plains drifter 11,122]

12 hours ago, Pardus said:

Yeah that's what he said, but tbh I have da quote on one for me & our lass and it wasn't bad at all, the joys of living in a posh town like Donny. What have you heard about them reliability wise, if they are owt like them hairdresser Land Rovers they must be the most unreliable mother on the road.

What about a Rav4?

[Black neck 17,135]

2 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

What about a Rav4?

Nice rod

[low plains drifter 11,122]

2 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Nice rod

D4D 2.2

[Bangersanmash 4,838]

8 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Nice rod

Stiff as a cricket bat

[low plains drifter 11,122]

1 hour ago, Bangersanmash said:

Ad sit there all night or should I say early hours in morning for 5 hours pay 

I recall working on building site security Circa 2001, used to have a few tins in the cabin whilst watching now is the time night of combat on channel 5, these were the days of the up and coming Liam Harrison

Anyway the stinker that used to travel around the sites checking on the guards had a habit of creeping up on them and giving them a fright, he come unstuck as he tried to barge through the locked door and almost caved his cheek bone in, as I lay snoring in the dark flat out on the dinner table, Incidentally they don't make LCL pils nowadays 

                             The end 

[Black neck 17,135]

8 hours ago, low plains drifter said:

I recall working on building site security Circa 2001, used to have a few tins in the cabin whilst watching now is the time night of combat on channel 5, these were the days of the up and coming Liam Harrison

Anyway the stinker that used to travel around the sites checking on the guards had a habit of creeping up on them and giving them a fright, he come unstuck as he tried to barge through the locked door and almost caved his cheek bone in, as I lay snoring in the dark flat out on the dinner table, Incidentally they don't make LCL pils nowadays 

                             The end 

Pissing off over 2 France on the weekend and returning with crates of stubby bottles for sale on the building sites was very popular among security guards at that time I recall