WataWalloper 4,045 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Just now, Bangersanmash said: A once caught one on river Calder night fishing. When it came to the top near bank a shit myself. f****d all my line up. Shite all over the line. Old chap down local lake said you dig a channel on bank to drag them in when fishing for the c**ts. Not for me fishing for them. I’d a cut line an kicked it back into water haha they terrify me tbf haha haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 5,866 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Just now, WataWalloper said: Fcuking carrot cake, only way you could make that more gay is eating whilst your getting shagged up arse haha carrot Fcuking cake haha are ye serious? If ye gonna have a cake have a proper cake like a nice sponge cake an fresh cream or a strawberry tart or summat haha fcuk carrot cake haha I’d rather a custard fcukkng cream haha Strawberry tart you tart . Cream bun lol. A know you like licking arsehole so you'll have the right technique for the cream bun . Nowt wrong with carrot cake. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 4,045 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Just now, Bangersanmash said: Strawberry tart you tart . Cream bun lol. A know you like licking arsehole so you'll have the right technique for the cream bun . Nowt wrong with carrot cake. Is it even a cake if it’s a vegetable, why not some cabbage scones, or lettuce eclairs haha I love nowt more than digging about in a jam an cream doughnut with me youngest for the jam haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 5,866 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 1 minute ago, WataWalloper said: Is it even a cake if it’s a vegetable, why not some cabbage scones, or lettuce eclairs haha I love nowt more than digging about in a jam an cream doughnut with me youngest for the jam haha Best cream doughnuts are from dairy ones that come frozen that you defrost. Proper cream them once. Greb been caught out on the ale again with them dirty buwers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 5,866 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 10 minutes ago, WataWalloper said: Is it even a cake if it’s a vegetable, why not some cabbage scones, or lettuce eclairs haha I love nowt more than digging about in a jam an cream doughnut with me youngest for the jam haha All over last cream bun. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gunter 2,483 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 @mC HULLi think he's having a dig at you here you messer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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