100 Men vs 1 Gorilla.

[martyn2233 2,732]

34 minutes ago, Pardus said:

Come on mate, one hundred men FFS. As you say, no way is a gorilla ten times stronger than a powerful man in most functional strength feats and they are what, two to two and half times the size of a well sized man. No mistake about it though, two or three men are sacrificial lambs, they have huge canine teeth and massive jaw power, enough to cause horrifica damage to anything it sinks it's teeth in to. But, ten good men would overwhelm it and stamp it to death IMO.

Keep off the drugs ffs 

[Pardus 1,021]

14 minutes ago, martyn2233 said:

Keep off the drugs ffs 

You must be on pure meth if you think it would take one hundred men to kill a gorilla. 

[Welsh_red 4,883]

Forest galante did a video on this and he said gorilla's have very good quick energy but would tire very easily , maybe a bit of rope-a-dope to take the edge off . I do think that a tom aspinall or somebody good at mma and massive build and size , if they could get a back choke on it could put it to sleep possibly . 

In reality the gorilla would kill the first person within seconds quite horrifically and everybody would back away into a corner and the gorilla would run around throwing his arms up and roaring like a sugar crazed toddler . Then here and there charge at the people and just kill a few each time 

I reckon chuck a bonnie blue in there she might try to fcuk it and while that's going on could stove his head in 

[Welsh_red 4,883]

3 minutes ago, Pardus said:

You must be on pure meth if you think it would take one hundred men to kill a gorilla. 

It's all relative . 100 normal people scooped up from a shopping centre he's probably right 

100 MMA fighters maybe not 

 

[Welsh_red 4,883]

I don't know why we even need to discuss this . The jails are overflowing with pedophiles why not make it a monthly thing . Bring back the collosseum and the last Sunday of every month chuck 100 nonce's in with a gorilla , tiger,  pack of hyenas,  Mike tyson and get it on PPV .  Would make killer numbers in sales , we could get that idiot jake paul to promote it , have half time adverts during the slaughter . What's the point in having trump in power if we don't get stuff like this 

[iworkwhippets 13,048]

56 minutes ago, martyn2233 said:

Keep off the drugs ffs 

Now then,this topic is a prime example of what drugs do to use bodies n minds,     let me be more specific, ,  frontal fer, cancer, castor oil fer a thick rug,  no offence Francie, and now tackling a gorilla, but best  of all, Tomo, he dodged a bullet, eh, come on, have you seen the size of him, barn door springs to mind how can you miss a barn door eh, but that's years of ginsters ,  Damp.patch , didn't he run aground one night after humongous amounts of weed, then on top of that, lol, cos he has trouble we his water works, ie bladders ,  he chucks himself into a bed of nettles fer a piss, eh,   I must go now lads, I'm.on the verge of a clutcher

[Pardus 1,021]

1 hour ago, Welsh_red said:

It's all relative . 100 normal people scooped up from a shopping centre he's probably right 

100 MMA fighters maybe not 

 

I'd say it wouldn't even take half that amount of normal people, no bother.

[greg64 2,986]

45 minutes ago, Pardus said:

I'd say it wouldn't even take half that amount of normal people, no bother.

i'd put my money on the Gorilla

[Pardus 1,021]

8 minutes ago, greg64 said:

i'd put my money on the Gorilla

Madness if you ask me, there's been reported cases of leopards preying on gorillas, one hundred men, one wouldn't stand a chance. Lol

[WILF 48,771]

Let’s have this right (if we are really having such an infantile conversation)……

A 400lb male silverback that can lift twice its own body weight would leave however many human beings foolish enough to go hand to hand with it looking like the leftovers of a bargain bucket !……these things will pull your arms clean off your body with no effort whatsoever ! 
Whoever is trying to make a case that human beings could damage it bare handed are, frankly, talking out of their arse ! 

[iworkwhippets 13,048]

One look at my physique,and it would cack itsen,       two pages pewit,, you've got em hooked once again

[Bendigo 416]

First proper book I read at school. Doubt it's on today's curriculum 

[Pardus 1,021]

1 hour ago, WILF said:

Let’s have this right (if we are really having such an infantile conversation)……

A 400lb male silverback that can lift twice its own body weight would leave however many human beings foolish enough to go hand to hand with it looking like the leftovers of a bargain bucket !……these things will pull your arms clean off your body with no effort whatsoever ! 
Whoever is trying to make a case that human beings could damage it bare handed are, frankly, talking out of their arse ! 

So, you're saying no amount of human beings could damage a gorilla, who's talking out of their arse again? Lol

[Pardus 1,021]

1 hour ago, iworkwhippets said:

One look at my physique,and it would cack itsen,       two pages pewit,, you've got em hooked once again

I reckon if it saw you with your beggars down we might have the first successful ape/human hybrid.

[iworkwhippets 13,048]

30 minutes ago, Pardus said:

I reckon if it saw you with your beggars down we might have the first successful ape/human hybrid.

Another post to keep the topic going, ya can't fool.me,,,   and no , you can't have a pic,