forest of dean redneck 12,021 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Girlfriend had a leather corner sofa chewed up by a rat in the summerhouse so I offered to start breaking it up , she only had a claw hammer and a Stanley knife so I swung the hammer up high overhead to get some force forgetting she had strung the washing line across and the hammer bounced back hitting me on the forehead . Pic was after I had wiped off the blood trickling down I looked like a murderer 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 28,406 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Fucks sake nowt there lad...lol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,132 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Eh, there's bugger all there pal, and i would have a word wi us girlfriend if i were you ,that's no accident 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,021 Posted February 28 Author Report Share Posted February 28 8 minutes ago, TOMO said: Fucks sake nowt there lad...lol Luckily nothing there to hurt either lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,021 Posted February 28 Author Report Share Posted February 28 5 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: Eh, there's bugger all there pal, and i would have a word wi us girlfriend if i were you ,that's no accident She did take the hammer away saying she needed it and gave me a lump hammer so you could be onto something there . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 27,470 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 D.I.Y Yorkshire Ripper kit ! Cheers. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 49,667 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 I’ve seen more blood in a vegan cook book ! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Qbgrey 4,259 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Best let the bird break up the sofa, you get the scran on 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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