mackem 23,823 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 5 minutes ago, Born Hunter said: Dunno if it's the same one but there was a vid last year of someone getting chomped and spat out by a humpback! Was it the American lobster diver? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,639 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, mackem said: Was it the American lobster diver? No mate. This iirc. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,823 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Born Hunter said: No mate. This iirc. There's a decent 60 minute program on the American guy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 You can shove all that shit right up your hoop. I haven’t got gills so don’t need to be in the water with them dead eyed killing machines. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 17 minutes ago, socks said: You can shove all that shit right up your hoop. I haven’t got gills so don’t need to be in the water with them dead eyed killing machines. I've got the kayak ready for you this year mate...painted the underside like a seal...just to make it a bit more exciting fir you.. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, NEWKID said: I've got the kayak ready for you this year mate...painted the underside like a seal...just to make it a bit more exciting fir you.. never in a million fukcing years …… Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,639 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 10 minutes ago, NEWKID said: I've got the kayak ready for you this year mate...painted the underside like a seal...just to make it a bit more exciting fir you.. In the interest of charity, that really needs to happen! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 11 minutes ago, socks said: never in a million fukcing years …… I've got you some "special scrumpy"..... f**k how you'll laugh when you wake up a couple of mile out to sea on you seal kayak... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 1 minute ago, NEWKID said: I've got you some "special scrumpy"..... f**k how you'll laugh when you wake up a couple of mile out to sea on you seal kayak... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, socks said: I'm sat having a quick beer waiting for Marie (again!! Lol)... and just laughed a bit at the thought of it....me bobbing around beside you sleeping on your kayak..."morning mate"..."what a night"... You, slowly coming round...."morning....where am i....f**k off you c**t!!!!!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, NEWKID said: I'm sat having a quick beer waiting for Marie (again!! Lol)... and just laughed a bit at the thought of it....me bobbing around beside you sleeping on your kayak..."morning mate"..."what a night"... You, slowly coming round...."morning....where am i....f**k off you c**t!!!!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 7 minutes ago, NEWKID said: I'm sat having a quick beer waiting for Marie (again!! Lol)... and just laughed a bit at the thought of it....me bobbing around beside you sleeping on your kayak..."morning mate"..."what a night"... You, slowly coming round...."morning....where am i....f**k off you c**t!!!!!" Make sure you take a camera 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: Make sure you take a camera Never going to happen …….. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,329 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 10 minutes ago, NEWKID said: I'm sat having a quick beer waiting for Marie (again!! Lol)... and just laughed a bit at the thought of it....me bobbing around beside you sleeping on your kayak..."morning mate"..."what a night"... You, slowly coming round...."morning....where am i....f**k off you c**t!!!!!" Sharks don’t bite socks, he chokes them to death with his body ! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 1 minute ago, WILF said: Sharks don’t bite socks, he chokes them to death with his body ! They will never have the chance to find out ….. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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