lurcherman 887 13,425 Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 How can I stop these c**ts shitting all over my lawn? other than shooting the pricks ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,803 Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Don’t shoot their pricks , go for head shots .. I’ll get me coat … 2 2 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,425 Posted May 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 And hedgehog as well shitting absolutely everywhere don’t want to squash the c**t but I will Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,425 Posted May 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Anyone recommend a decent cheap ish £250-£300 air rifle ? 177 or 22 ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,803 Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 minute ago, lurcherman 887 said: Anyone recommend a decent cheap ish £250-£300 air rifle ? 177 or 22 ? For fcuks sake don’t go on the air gun section and ask what’s the best calibre ..it’ll be worse than than the Ukrainian v Russia turn out .. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,425 Posted May 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Would this be adequate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,425 Posted May 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Why all of sudden are there hedgehogs and wood pigeon shitting all over the lawn ? just brought some spikes for the fences and a plastic bird of prey. but I promise the pigeons this if they dont stop im going to shoot them. And if the hog don’t stop I will roll over the c**t with the mower Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,935 Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 hour ago, lurcherman 887 said: Why all of sudden are there hedgehogs and wood pigeon shitting all over the lawn ? just brought some spikes for the fences and a plastic bird of prey. but I promise the pigeons this if they dont stop im going to shoot them. And if the hog don’t stop I will roll over the c**t with the mower You fishing kev? We love the endangered hedgehog Cheers, D. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Timmy H 515 Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Gas gun. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,425 Posted May 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 12 minutes ago, dytkos said: You fishing kev? We love the endangered hedgehog Cheers, D. I always liked them mate but this one’s something else, does bigger logs than me found it in my shed other day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,425 Posted May 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 14 minutes ago, dytkos said: You fishing kev? Cheers, D. You climbing ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackthelad 2,088 Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 hour ago, lurcherman 887 said: Why all of sudden are there hedgehogs and wood pigeon shitting all over the lawn ? just brought some spikes for the fences and a plastic bird of prey. but I promise the pigeons this if they dont stop im going to shoot them. And if the hog don’t stop I will roll over the c**t with the mower Certain times of year they wee baswards drive my terriers nuts been up a few times and they must have caught them in the run always the middle of the night take them into there boxes flea ridden little feckers thought my kennels were getting emptied one night an it was a hedgehog behind the boxes ffs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,935 Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, Gene said: Tell you one thing, the c**ts are suicidal on the roads. I agree Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 31,518 Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 I,m rather partial to a hog, if he’s bothering you box him up and let him go elsewhere, regarding the pigeons you already know the answer mate, the purest form of hunting 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 48,644 Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Simple keV...buy a big bag of bird seed and a few pouches of cat food and launch them over that horrible cnut of a neighbor's garden... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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