low plains drifter 9,577 Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 Come to the camp Forgot the pans Lots of peppers Brought 18 cans Had to do a one pot meal Hear the spill On the plate Waste of Pataks I feel the attack Last minute thing Wanted to do the garden I'm blowing off Had no food Beg my pardon Pans on the bench Contain my spork The obligatory titanium What rhymes with titanium Found a teaspoon Wigwam upside down Over cooked chicken Under cooked onions Got no mushrooms Owls sounding off shortly I'll be sitting portly On the cusp of a stroke But I never toke Prior preparation prevents piss poor performance Enjoy your wild camping 2 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Daniel cain 43,079 Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 Still living the dream 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,626 Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 What rhymes with titanium ? best use your cranium 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,578 Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 1 minute ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: What rhymes with titanium ? best use your cranium Or slightly more fashionable right now Ukrainian 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDHUNTING 1,817 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 Cranium geranium uranium Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,577 Posted March 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 All is calm on the Northern front 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackthelad 1,855 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 46 minutes ago, low plains drifter said: All is calm on the Northern front Did you buy a bit of woodland mate or do you just tip up at a spot? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,577 Posted March 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, jackthelad said: Did you buy a bit of woodland mate or do you just tip up at a spot? We're buying the plot mate, it's a bit like an allotment set up in here, there's a lot of plots, but once you're inside, you feel like you're in a world of your own 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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