Icelandic volcano blowing its top (live)

[kanny 19,422]

 

[Ken's Deputy 4,456]

That'll be the Russians

 

[Astanley 11,472]

We are being played and the sheeple are just too ignorant to see it ,there is no eruption it is the Tories sending subliminal messages so people have negative thoughts about Iceland ,that means people won't shop at Iceland ,so branch by branch they will go out of business once the shops are closed the local homeless guy will have  nowhere to sit and beg ,that means you have more loose change ,so you think your better off ,this in turn will give you a positive view of government policy ,you will start to believe what they say ,you decide having the jab might be a good thing because they say so ,you have the jab and your 85p better off and feeling pretty pleased with yourself and the five years down the line your cousin gets bit by a bus !!!

 

They must think we are idiots .

[South hams hunter 8,837]

5 minutes ago, Astanley said:

We are being played and the sheeple are just too ignorant to see it ,there is no eruption it is the Tories sending subliminal messages so people have negative thoughts about Iceland ,that means people won't shop at Iceland ,so branch by branch they will go out of business once the shops are closed the local homeless guy will have  nowhere to sit and beg ,that means you have more loose change ,so you think your better off ,this in turn will give you a positive view of government policy ,you will start to believe what they say ,you decide having the jab might be a good thing because they say so ,you have the jab and your 85p better off and feeling pretty pleased with yourself and the five years down the line your cousin gets bit by a bus !!!

 

They must think we are idiots .

Im not sure whether you purposely put 'bit by a bus' or not

[Ken's Deputy 4,456]

Stan gets it! (And I'm, arbitrarily, out of likes, again. Today. @walshie?!)

[kanny 19,422]

5 minutes ago, Astanley said:

We are being played and the sheeple are just too ignorant to see it ,there is no eruption it is the Tories sending subliminal messages so people have negative thoughts about Iceland ,that means people won't shop at Iceland ,so branch by branch they will go out of business once the shops are closed the local homeless guy will have  nowhere to sit and beg ,that means you have more loose change ,so you think your better off ,this in turn will give you a positive view of government policy ,you will start to believe what they say ,you decide having the jab might be a good thing because they say so ,you have the jab and your 85p better off and feeling pretty pleased with yourself and the five years down the line your cousin gets bit by a bus !!!

 

They must think we are idiots .

I didn't know you were a  stoner Stan

[Ken's Deputy 4,456]

Fukk Me!!! Now, seconds later, it let's me Like?!? WTF is going on here?

[kanny 19,422]

Just now, Ken's Deputy said:

Fukk Me!!! Now, seconds later, it let's me Like?!? WTF is going on here?

The norse gods favour you 

[South hams hunter 8,837]

15 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

Fukk Me!!! Now, seconds later, it let's me Like?!? WTF is going on here?

It's 10 over a rolling 24 hours Ken 

[Ken's Deputy 4,456]

I must have been feeling particularly 'nice', Hamster. One of these days, I'll actually put that to the test. Set the clock and randomly Like the shit out of ten posts

[South hams hunter 8,837]

Just now, Ken's Deputy said:

I must have been feeling particularly 'nice', Hamster. One of these days, I'll actually put that to the test. Set the clock and randomly Like the shit out of ten posts

Let us know if you do mate

[Ken's Deputy 4,456]

Well, there's my Fourth. look. Since, let's say Midnight?

Supposedly gives me, what, half a dozen more? So, if I now go on a bon home rampage? I should soon be fukked for All Day, tomorrow?

Hold my beer ....!!!

[South hams hunter 8,837]

2 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

Well, there's my Fourth. look. Since, let's say Midnight?

Supposedly gives me, what, half a dozen more? So, if I now go on a bon home rampage? I should soon be fukked for All Day, tomorrow?

Hold my beer ....!!!

In theory you'll be out til roughly midnight 

[Ken's Deputy 4,456]

Boom!!! Just went to 'Like' a pretty random post? " Out Of Likes "!!!

There we have it:

The system Is fukked!!! We can't even centre our pictures any more!

[Meece 1,957]

There'll be a fair demand up there for pollyfiller. All the quakes up there are shaking the white out of their houses. Still aĺl you got to do is beat a length of copper tube down in the ground and there you have it. Instant hot water and central heating.  I don't like the thought of that lot underfoot though.