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On a scale of 1-10 how pissed would you be?


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3 minutes ago, socks said:

Who the fukc in the uk says pissed that’s an American word ... pissed off or pissed as in drunk but not pissed as in fukced off .......

True.?

Just imagine how sick you'd feel though. 

They say money can't buy you happiness, that must have been said by a thick cnut. 

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I actually know of a man that gave his son the money to buy his ticket, the boy pocketed the money and the numbers came in, luckily the man is quite wealthy anyways but imaging sitting there as the numbers came out ?ouch 

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10 minutes ago, baker boy said:

Losing a £10 winning scratch card dont count....?

No, it's a long story but our gang at work did think we had won the big one in our syndicate. 

One of the hungover lads messed up and matched our numbers which we had written on a piece of paper with the numbers on the ticket instead of checking them with the results in the newspaper, of course they were a perfect match so we were bouncing about the van for 5 mins before he realised his mistake. ?

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17 minutes ago, baker boy said:

When I was track chargeman was fuelling up van when I got back in 1 of the boys read out the winning numbers from a text, my fckn numbers 6 of the fckrs, trackman was reding them off my ticket he'd found in the door panel.....?

Best thing about it I'd already checked the ticket with the numbers in the paper and knew we hadn't won. 

My mate snatched it off me and said "Giz em here you're still pissed!" 

He then went, "What are you on about we've got 2,3,.......... We've won the fcuking lottery!" 

He was foaming at the mouth going mad, I just sat down in silence puzzled as I'd just checked them. ?

The old wise head in the drivers seat asked to look and he sat there studying. "He's right ya know, we've won it."

You couldn't write it, it was bedlam in the van, we were ready for driving home from Newcastle when he had realised what he'd done. 

The rest of the shift was an absolute killer, we were wounded. 

The first thought that went through my head was one of freedom, I was my own boss now and wouldn't have to work for anybody else. ?

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