Ken's Deputy 4,463 Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 Just went to get a beer. I keep my beer in my little back room. The dispensing vessel sits on a low window sill. The window looks out at the back of my cottage. That part's among the fenced off ground, where I never really go. All that's out there is my grave yard, up top. And the pine marten nest box, up on a ledge, above that window. So, I've gone into the room and bent over to hold my glass under the tap. Cave man senses saying, " Eh? There was a tall shadow, outside that window! WTF?! " So, slightly alarmed, I've straightened back up and looked out. Straight into the eyes of a fukking Cat!!! Fukking things stood upright, on the outside window ledge, stretching up toward the ledge where the pine marten nest box is. And now, we're starting right into each others eyes?! Inches apart! My mind's like saying; " Go and get the camera! They'll never fuukking believe this! " Then, I think; " Memorise this muvva fukka! What's it look like? You need to know, so you can make sure it's no one's pet. " Then, it was going. Along the wall crease toward the hedge. And I'm thinking; " Black. White boots. No collar. If the nearest neighbours have had a fukking brain storm and got a cat? I don't care. It's on My land. Looking at My business! " The new view, out that window. Muvva fukka! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 So if somebody else had written this ..... just went into my back room to get a beer and there was a cat staring back at me through the window ......... 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,463 Posted February 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 Socks reviewing " Saving Private Ryan " : " Watched it. ". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 28,484 Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 15 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Just went to get a beer. I keep my beer in my little back room. The dispensing vessel sits on a low window sill. The window looks out at the back of my cottage. That part's among the fenced off ground, where I never really go. All that's out there is my grave yard, up top. And the pine marten nest box, up on a ledge, above that window. So, I've gone into the room and bent over to hold my glass under the tap. Cave man senses saying, " Eh? There was a tall shadow, outside that window! WTF?! " So, slightly alarmed, I've straightened back up and looked out. Straight into the eyes of a fukking Cat!!! Fukking things stood upright, on the outside window ledge, stretching up toward the ledge where the pine marten nest box is. And now, we're starting right into each others eyes?! Inches apart! My mind's like saying; " Go and get the camera! They'll never fuukking believe this! " Then, I think; " Memorise this muvva fukka! What's it look like? You need to know, so you can make sure it's no one's pet. " Then, it was going. Along the wall crease toward the hedge. And I'm thinking; " Black. White boots. No collar. If the nearest neighbours have had a fukking brain storm and got a cat? I don't care. It's on My land. Looking at My business! " The new view, out that window. Muvva fukka! No disrespect mate, I quite enjoy your posts, far better than the vax/anti vax repetition! I've never taken a hallucinogenic drug in my life, but your posts give me a good, safe, insight into what it may be like ! ! Cheers. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,233 Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 Take no notice Ken of what the others say fek em lol good money awaits here for whatever your on, apart from monkey dust theres a good lad 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,463 Posted February 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 Just capturing the moment for myself, really, Charts. To give it some perspective? That's seeing a cat, here, is about a once in a bad decade incident. I don't exactly live in TV comfortable suburbia. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 28,484 Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Just capturing the moment for myself, really, Charts. To give it some perspective? That's seeing a cat, here, is about a once in a bad decade incident. I don't exactly live in TV comfortable suburbia. Absolutely no offence intended, mate ! Your posts brighten up an otherwise dark time. As I said, better than reading about people slagging each other over a vaccine that they have the choice to have or decline ! ! Cheers. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,864 Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 Greyman is chugging across the channel to investigate as we speak... 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,463 Posted February 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 That's exactly what was in My mind, Dido! For me, to look out and see a fukking cat? Exactly like GM seeing his black leopard! And then, we have to throw in the fact that this kunt was obviously interested in that piney nest box ..... It's not quite like; " I was bivvying in my back garden, at 25 Acacia Ave. When, I popped my head out and saw a Cat!!! " Fukking wild boar couldn't have amazed me much more, to be honest. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,207 Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 Fuucking love Ditchshitters posts lol You're a bloke I could have a pint and a laugh with I will never forget the "does anyone feel like cumming when they have a shit" post Anyways...... it was a cat ffs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,755 Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 Cave cat looking for a home, i bet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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