Longshanx 833 Posted June 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, Gav said: Look like they've had more acid than me in the 70's I think that one's nicked Bonos glasses 1 Quote Link to post
Longshanx 833 Posted June 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 (edited) 46 minutes ago, FOXHUNTER said: Hate them horseflies, usually bite me and they can grow big and very hot. They certainly sting a bit Edited June 2, 2020 by Longshanx Quote Link to post
Longshanx 833 Posted June 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, BenBhoy said: My missus wishes one would bite my nob! Dread the thought of that Ben, bad enough on your hand Your misses might be hoping for a quiet night Quote Link to post
BenBhoy 4,706 Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Longshanx said: Your misses might be hoping for a quiet night Haha our relationship is like...... 1 1 Quote Link to post
Longshanx 833 Posted June 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, BenBhoy said: Haha our relationship is like...... Damn run out of likes 2 Quote Link to post
Stavross 13,934 Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 5 hours ago, Longshanx said: To top off last nights fook up I woke up with 2 big fecking horse fly bites, remember flicking them off my hand. Puffed up and blistered today You want to get some deet spray, ( jungle juice) I always have it in the motor, if ever I’m out with someone I cover myself in it ( don’t offer them any ) and all the flies go around them ( bugger, I shouldn’t of told you that, because I sometimes go out with you ) 3 Quote Link to post
Baldcoot 2,352 Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 I spray my clobber with the aldi stuff and fingers crossed so far so good. 1 Quote Link to post
Sausagedog 7,381 Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 I wait until I stink that bad the horse fly's think I'm dead! 1 4 Quote Link to post
Longshanx 833 Posted June 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 21 hours ago, Stavross said: You want to get some deet spray, ( jungle juice) I always have it in the motor, if ever I’m out with someone I cover myself in it ( don’t offer them any ) and all the flies go around them ( bugger, I shouldn’t of told you that, because I sometimes go out with you ) Cheers...... MATE! , I've got spray in the cupboard so will be sticking it in the van for future use. Sporn of the Devil those horse flies 1 Quote Link to post
Baldcoot 2,352 Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 And ive never seen one ride a horse either, bleddy charlatan,s 3 Quote Link to post
Longshanx 833 Posted June 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 21 minutes ago, Balaur said: Horse flies let them land get their needle in and splat .... So flicking the feckers off was the wrong thing to do then 2 Quote Link to post
Baldcoot 2,352 Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 Kill them all and when they're dead kill them again, wasps,horseflies,and mosquitoes serve no purpose other than causing suffering. Oh and arguements on the internet on when to squash them 2 Quote Link to post
Longshanx 833 Posted June 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Baldcoot said: Kill them all and when they're dead kill them again, wasps,horseflies,and mosquitoes serve no purpose other than causing suffering. Oh and arguements on the internet on when to squash them If it was upto me I'd take a fooking flame thrower to them Quote Link to post
Sausagedog 7,381 Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 6 hours ago, Longshanx said: If it was upto me I'd take a fooking flame thrower to them Yeah but not while they are on someone right? 1 Quote Link to post
Longshanx 833 Posted June 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Sausagedog said: Yeah but not while they are on someone right? Depends who it is 1 Quote Link to post
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