Guest Lord B Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 if my mom had balls she would be my farther,thats one to start us off Same really, my father used to always say "if my aunt had ""watsits"" she'd have been my uncle" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea 2 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 if my mom had balls she would be my farther,thats one to start us off Same really, my father used to always say "if my aunt had ""watsits"" she'd have been my uncle" watsits???? i alway's thought they where cheesy puff Crisps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dannyboy1 2 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 minge like a wizards sleeve sweating like a peodephile in a playground....sorry!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wilky 0 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Lower than a snakes knackers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginge2k6 0 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Just a few. Hows your bum for spots. He'll have your guts for garters. She asked me to kiss her where it smells so I took her to Widnes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blp1774 7 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 if you are feeling randy. I feel like a dog with 9 D**KS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,013 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 (edited) the world spin,s on tree big c,s - church, c**t ,capital - dutch saying , not sure if it translated right in dutch it is kerk ,kut , kapitaal Edited March 2, 2008 by hollands hope Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 When It was cold an old woman used to say "There will be more snotty noses than stiff dicks" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 "About as much good as a wire mesh wellie" "Thick as a gherkas foreskin" "Been cocked more times than Davey Crockets rifle" "Minge like a badley packed kebab" "Got a face a dog would'nt lick" "As plesent as a mass grave" "As popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip" "Thick as a workhouse sandwitch" Just a taste of what my first foreman used to come out with on a daily basis mostly directed at everyone on site (no offence intended to those of you with a sensative nature). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kristian 9 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 you got a face like a pitbull licking the piss off a stingy nettle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
topshot 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 you smell like a jypsys terrier if you dont eat you dont s**t if you dont s**i you die she looks like she got tina turner in a head lock (hairy arm pits) he could eat an apple thru a tennis racket ( goofy) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crowhill 6 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 you smell like a jypsys terrier if you dont eat you dont s**t if you dont s**i you die she looks like she got tina turner in a head lock (hairy arm pits) he could eat an apple thru a tennis racket ( goofy) If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off.... Never wipe your arse with a broken bottle.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy s410c 59 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 A few of my favouritres "she,s got a face like a welders bench/blind cobblers thumb","she,d make onions cry" , "if i don,t see you in the spring i,ll see you in the mattress"& "if you had wings you,d fly backwards" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,966 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 She's nuttier than squirrel shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popgun 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 If your brains were gunpowder they would'int blow your hat off it's as black as a witches hat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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