Coughing!

[Baldcoot 2,352]

I liked the old advert Maliboo ,so light so subtle "So buy some " bit cheaper than a wedding or in my case 2 

[Sausagedog 7,381]

3 hours ago, Baldcoot said:

I liked the old advert Maliboo ,so light so subtle "So buy some " bit cheaper than a wedding or in my case 2 

You mean you did it twice!

[Baldcoot 2,352]

Yus oi like cake

[Longshanx 833]

On 13/03/2020 at 21:51, Sausagedog said:

Malibu.....bloody stuff, dam stuff got me married!!

Bet you've got warnicks advoca and a few bottles of babysham in a globe drinks cabinet in the corner of your room

[Sausagedog 7,381]

48 minutes ago, Longshanx said:

Bet you've got warnicks advoca and a few bottles of babysham in a globe drinks cabinet in the corner of your room

No!

But have been tempted......

Babysham that's going way way back!

[Meece 1,957]

On 13/03/2020 at 18:02, Baldcoot said:

Here you are Stavros a kit list 

The perfect companion::: that axe wound needs a bit of a patch up but I suppose that  it takes alĺ sorts. Self isolation ; yes:

[Baldcoot 2,352]

Asda bless em still have ,Cherry B ,Babycham and snowballs every chrimbo so i have to get it for my mum ,honest it is for mum 

[Stavross 13,755]

11 minutes ago, Baldcoot said:

Asda bless em still have ,Cherry B ,Babycham and snowballs every chrimbo so i have to get it for my mum ,honest it is for mum 

Haha, cherry B’s, it was all diamond white and castaway around here when I was a young un, only the posh birds drank cherry B’s

[Baldcoot 2,352]

Shows my mum,s a class act ,trouble is its St Trinians 

[Longshanx 833]

2 hours ago, Stavross said:

Haha, cherry B’s, it was all diamond white and castaway around here when I was a young un, only the posh birds drank cherry B’s

You couldn't beat a blastaway cherry b on the other hand tasted like shit and blew your knapper off

[Longshanx 833]

Don't forget a pint of diesel that was rocket fuel

[Baldcoot 2,352]

Yeh many a christmas morning i,d crawl into bed hanging ,whilst mum n dad were still out on the lash having a news up .Who knows how christmas dinner got cooked ,i think mum,s secret was dont sober up till the day after boxing day 

[Sausagedog 7,381]

[Meece 1,957]

On 13/03/2020 at 18:02, Baldcoot said:

Here you are Stavros a kit list 

Did you buy your plain wrapper baby mail order ?  Brian Ferry did. 

 

Edited March 21, 2020 by Meece

[Alsone 789]

On 13/03/2020 at 18:02, Baldcoot said:

Here you are Stavros a kit list 

 

On 20/03/2020 at 13:12, Meece said:

The perfect companion::: that axe wound needs a bit of a patch up but I suppose that  it takes alĺ sorts. Self isolation ; yes:

She had a terrible gash so I tried one of those wound suturing kits on mine. Thought she'd survive the needle and thread but the she died. Left feeling a bit deflated.

Edited March 21, 2020 by Alsone