Sausagedog 7,381 Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 I phoned that NHS helpline last night. I told them I can't stop singing Bing Crosby and Dean Martin songs! The nurse said " oh, it sounds like you have the crooner's virus"! So if I do start coughing and isolate for seven days can I still go shooting if I promise to only hug vegans? 5 1 Quote Link to post
Baldcoot 2,352 Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 You can lick Vegans for me but no more jokes pleeese S/D last time i heard 1 that bad i,d said it .What goes 99 clomp ,99 clomp ,99 clomp ,a centipede with a wooden leg 1 Quote Link to post
Alsone 789 Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 There are times when you wish you really had Corona, reading this was one of them! 3 Quote Link to post
Baldcoot 2,352 Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 You can sure tell its being ,raining ,snowing flooding and too crap to go out 1 1 Quote Link to post
Stavross 13,755 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 I started with a small cough yesterday, now I’m not very sociable anyway but I’m thinking just to be on the safe side maybe I should self isolate for a minimum of 28 days, now as I understand it self isolation is staying away from other humans not rabbits, foxes, pigeons etc this could be a month of shooting adventures, on my own of course 1 6 Quote Link to post
villaman 9,980 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Exactly what I said to my wife last night 3 2 Quote Link to post
Sausagedog 7,381 Posted March 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Well I seen no vegans this AM which was nice, just mother nature at her best without any interfering busy body know it alls ! Got a crow and a Maggie. Missed some easy birds The birds were singing, chaffies, larks and wrens. Wish I had took the camera, could of got some good shots of yellow hammer and buntings! The grey geese making a racket as they race over. I also saw ole'slinky, well a dumb micro lurcher chasing ole' slinky! She cocked up another chance at my old enemy . Pheasants everywhere and not one alarmed so that's good. It was good to haul my fat ass up hill for five miles. Got the sweat going and the old pump revving I can tell you! Checked in with the shepherd, he is having cancer treatment! Let's me have the run of his place, no questions asked. 4 Quote Link to post
David.evans 5,323 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Nice results mate atb ps don’t forget the cat food Quote Link to post
Sausagedog 7,381 Posted March 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 13 minutes ago, David.evans said: Nice results mate atb ps don’t forget the cat food I noticed an old earth dug out. Not been used for years, she came from that area and ran back that way Quote Link to post
Baldcoot 2,352 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Here you are Stavros a kit list 5 Quote Link to post
Stavross 13,755 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 (edited) Where the hell did they get Malibu from, has someone got a time machine that goes back to 1980’s drinks cabinets Edited March 13, 2020 by Stavross 1 Quote Link to post
Baldcoot 2,352 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Del boy provides the lady <a classic episode >,the Coop does Malibu but you have to go to Minas Tirith for the loo roll 1 Quote Link to post
Meece 1,957 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 26 minutes ago, Baldcoot said: Here you are Stavros a kit list Oh,,,,, you're skin is like vinyl 1 Quote Link to post
Baldcoot 2,352 Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Meece you old romantic 4 Quote Link to post
Sausagedog 7,381 Posted March 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Stavross said: Where the hell did they get Malibu from, has someone got a time machine that goes back to 1980’s drinks cabinets Malibu.....bloody stuff, dam stuff got me married!! 2 Quote Link to post
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