Philpot

[Sausagedog 7,381]

I was ejaculated off pigeon crotch.

They don't like people speaking out!

I'm completely banned too. I can't read anything via a Google search. Does that make me extra special

[philpot 4,928]

1 minute ago, Sausagedog said:

I was ejaculated off pigeon crotch.

They don't like people speaking out!

I'm completely banned too. I can't read anything via a Google search. Does that make me extra special

Always thought you were a special case SD needing special treatment, just goes to show....

Phil

[David.evans 5,323]

SD. Should be on the top shelf with the extra extra, special mince pies at Asda 

cause your a one of mate

 

[Meece 1,957]

For those of the congregation who can remember Frank Spencer ,; At one time he was ejaculated from his abode.  I was under an impression that the vast majority of those who form the congregation here were the ejaculated effluent from pigeon watch.  S.D. is a self confessed ejaculate.  I wonder what misdemeanour he comitted ?  What foul mouthed expressions were used. Maybe the heinous ungodly act he performed ?  Driven cat shooting on Sunday or eating chocolate biscuits in front of the dogs. It's one of life's  mysteries..  quote ......

I was ejaculated off pigeon crotch.

They don't like people speaking out!

I'm completely banned too. I can't read anything via a Google search. Does that make me extra special.

 

How many other special ones are there on here ?

Edited February 13, 2020 by Meece

[philpot 4,928]

Without doubt meece.

[villaman 9,980]

Life time ban for me on airgun forum 

[Sausagedog 7,381]

2 hours ago, villaman said:

Life time ban for me on airgun forum 

Think I had a good spanking off them too! I forget....there has been so many.

[Alsone 789]

10 hours ago, David.evans said:

Yep 

and you can’t hit fuc all there either, lol  

atb pal 

Surprised WJ hasn't led a campaign against clay pigeons. Then again, if he's shootings that bad, there's no cruelty.

 

[Alsone 789]

10 hours ago, philpot said:

To be honest, I had a wmr on my ticket which was simply listed as a .22 and the slot has been used when I bought the Tikka and as I have been fancying a wmr for some time, it seems a good idea to get it on ticket.  There are a number of s/h wmr rifles around but I was not keen on buying up front and an rfd transfer so the job to find one was not so easy however we stumbled on a dealer neither of us new who turns out has two in stock.

 

Interesting one that. I believe I read somewhere or was told by the BASC at some point in my own extensive licence consultations with them that other forces had c*cked up like that before and if it doesn't specify RF or the exact calibre, either in the body or the imposed terms, then a licence issued simply for .22 without any restriction, is a licence to obtain ANY .22 calibre and they can't stop you from obtaining a CF. However, a moot point, although a .22, .223 might be an issue as it's not prefaced .22. I also wouldn't bet my freedom on my memory or what I think I've read and would always take formal legal advice from someone suitably qualified before relying on that. I disclaim any lack of accuracy or liability for my memory. Interesting potential point though.

[walshie 2,804]

Come on lads. You know slagging off other forums isn't on. Especially naming names. 

[Sausagedog 7,381]

44 minutes ago, walshie said:

Come on lads. You know slagging off other forums isn't on. Especially naming names. 

Fair enough. I admire your meritable principle mate. It is however a shame they are not encouraged to do the right thing when it comes to expressing negativity about this forum! Or others for that matter.

ATB.

[walshie 2,804]

12 minutes ago, Sausagedog said:

Fair enough. I admire your meritable principle mate. It is however a shame they are not encouraged to do the right thing when it comes to expressing negativity about this forum! Or others for that matter.

ATB.

Not the forum you're talking about, but I've got another to take my name off when someone was bitching. 

[philpot 4,928]

I take your point Walshie and I don't but do recall one occasion on another forum when I did lose my temper when we were reffered to as a mob of fcukin poachers and a joke.  I didn't get banned and did get a few to say sorry pretty please but I was not happy to say the least.

Phil

[walshie 2,804]

1 hour ago, philpot said:

I take your point Walshie and I don't but do recall one occasion on another forum when I did lose my temper when we were reffered to as a mob of fcukin poachers and a joke.  I didn't get banned and did get a few to say sorry pretty please but I was not happy to say the least.

Phil

Fair enough. Rest assured if I see comments like that on other forums I'm on, they get removed. I try to remove it here without being asked. 

[Meece 1,957]

16 hours ago, Sausagedog said:

Think I had a good spanking off them too! I forget....there has been so many.

You troublesome villainous hound you. Forums come and forums go. No one can remember much from last week anyway.  I used to frequent an American site called Coyote gods.  It was bloming brilliant with a lot of really clever blokes  who used the Remington 1.7 cf to shoot coyotes that were lured into kill zones by the use of electronic callers and specially trained airdale terrier that acted as provocative decoys. The coyote heard the caller and came in to what it thought was a dog defending a kill.  The airdale knew the score and when it made contact it would retreat back towards the kill zone.  When the airdale got the coyote in the zone it would look back over its shoulder to where it knew the gun position was as if to say to the gun " well Dad, I've set it up for you" its down to you now and the shooter would take the shot.  this site was a specialist site and one problem was the young lad who had just bought a 30.06 and just couldn't wait to blast stuff into the dirt and the red neck who came on the site bragging about how he'd been out with his 30 ought 6 and wasted a bunch of yotes or Yodel dogs and left em out on the range to rot in he'll.!!  Now these gods didn't recon much on any of this and used to rip the red neck a new exhaust port. unfortunately The bloke whose site it was got struck by a female and lost interest. He even started to shave, wear clean clothes and use Pyjamas AND slippers. one time a neighbour of his gave him a cow that had died to butcher up for the dogs but it went off a bit and He stunk the neighbourhood  out for a while.  The neighbours complained about the stenck but he took no notice.  Every year he held a get together and blokes would come from all over the world to join in the steakouts for coyote in the desert.  Firstly they slept on the floor of his house and this then spilled out into the cow shed and tents in the yard.  I did think about going myself but the presence of tarantulars  that got into the tents and bedding put me off.  this female got into his head and it all had to go.  A bit like megain and hwrry.   He handed the site over to another guy and before long the site disappeared.  Shame because it was full of very clever ideas and kit.

Ps. They used to look for the holes in the ground where the tarantulars holed up. They used long thin sticks to pierce the tarantula and drag it out.  These tarantulars were taken back and barbecued over an open fire. A bit of a delicassy.

Edited February 14, 2020 by Meece