Blackmag 5,873 Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Put eye wash or laxative in that should sort it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riohog 5,638 Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 On 02/05/2019 at 22:17, mackem said: That didn't last long,maybe the case is going to court,farmer lashing a fly-tipper with a plank of wood while his van is tipped over by a tractor. yep saw it yesterday on another channell whacked him with a lump of 3x2 and tipped there van over with the telehandler good job bet that steadied them up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Rusty_terrier said: There's a bunch of stupid fat bitches at my bit have formed a running club. I live on the end of a farm amd forestry commison road. They park at my house and jog round the forestry and they have left about 40 empty plastic water bottles at the gate .when they go running they plank them there Drink some each lap then don't take them away with them. If they start it up this year again I'll shyte on the bottles when they are off in the middle. You'd be better putting laxatives in the bottles . Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,718 Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 10 hours ago, Meece said: This is something that keeps happening round here. People pick up the dog Shiite in poo bags and then hang it on fences or bushes. Do they imagine that they've done there civic duty or that there are dog poo collectors wandering around. I'm just waiting to find the dirty c**ts and I'm going to advise them about the dog poo sweetly bags that they are leaving. God knows what they've got going on in their mind. I did notice that someone had writen a note advising the dog poo baggers of where to dispose of the residue. makes my piss boil when I see them black bag hanging on a twig or chucked under a bush. If you found out who it was could always do what we would do to a person we didn't like when we was kids. We would get a load of dog shit wrap it up loosely in news paper set alight to it outside their door knock on the door and run, they would answer the door and stamp on the fire to put it out. Cheers Arry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,610 Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 16 hours ago, WILF said: If I had a few thousand acres.....I’d be letting lads on to bury anything they want. ”what’s that chief ?.....nuclear waste?....over there in the corner, my Rumanian will cover it over with the digger!” Long as it was all readies I wouldn’t give a bollocks ! Lol Then I’d sell the land to some paki to build a mosque and f**k off some place warm ! Lol There’s something wrong with you my friend 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,008 Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 19 hours ago, WILF said: If I had a few thousand acres.....I’d be letting lads on to bury anything they want. ”what’s that chief ?.....nuclear waste?....over there in the corner, my Rumanian will cover it over with the digger!” Long as it was all readies I wouldn’t give a bollocks ! Lol Then I’d sell the land to some paki to build a mosque and f**k off some place warm ! Lol You’ve really given this some thought haven’t you ! . Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,408 Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dinosaurs said: You’ve really given this some thought haven’t you ! . Atb Not really, only about 25 years ! Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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