Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 29 minutes ago, shaneg said: My misses keep giving out about the beard the more she gives out the more I grow it and I can’t see me cutting it of anytime soon 20 hours ago, ChrisJones said: This should turn into a THL Beard Off... Review progress in June. still got mine growing away nicely not sure if i can handle it til june 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 01:57, ginger beard said: i think thats better than a baboons red swollen arse but i am not sure how to replicate one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 9 hours ago, Ted Newgent said: i think thats better than a baboons red swollen arse but i am not sure how to replicate one Which? The tail or the arse? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,110 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 (edited) I used to wind my ex up by standing in the dark, at the end of the passage leading to the bathroom when she was in there... the screams when she came out seeing me stood there, head cocked to one side and rolling slowly to the other. The first time I did she collapsed ? I still get the daughter with it once a week ??? As for shaving.... she mentioned it once..... I shaved my entire body with the trimmers and left a pile of beard, pubes and chest hair, in a pile in the sink. I never though I had so much hair in my ass crack ? Edited March 27, 2018 by mushroom 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,110 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 Another is; the ex never locked the bathroom door and rarely closed it properly.... I used to wait until she popped off for a shit... give it a minute and then go bursting in screaming as she's curling one out ? Maybe that's why she left ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 f**k letting a woman shit in the house why am there..I was with a girl 12 years and not once did she shit while I was there.the others 6 years never did to f**k that..or fart..if I Hurd that she be gone.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 1 minute ago, tb25 said: f**k letting a woman shit in the house why am there..I was with a girl 12 years and not once did she shit while I was there.the others 6 years never did to f**k that..or fart..if I Hurd that she be gone.. Do women shit? GTFOH! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,110 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 1 minute ago, tb25 said: f**k letting a woman shit in the house why am there..I was with a girl 12 years and not once did she shit while I was there.the others 6 years never did to f**k that..or fart..if I Hurd that she be gone.. Have you got issues? Mate, when I knew she'd had a shit, I knew bum sex was on the cards after she'd showered ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, mushroom said: Have you got issues? Mate, when I knew she'd had a shit, I knew bum sex was on the cards after she'd showered ? Why would you want to cover your cap-end in sweetcorn and nuts? 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,110 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, Kerny92 said: Why would you want to cover your cap-end in sweetcorn and nuts? It's called douching my young friend and besides you can always wash your cock after ? If you want your woman to have some fuucked up orgasms get in the stink and play with the pink at the same time ? 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 5,031 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 14 minutes ago, tb25 said: f**k letting a woman shit in the house why am there..I was with a girl 12 years and not once did she shit while I was there.the others 6 years never did to f**k that..or fart..if I Hurd that she be gone.. You make them shit in the yard ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 13 minutes ago, mushroom said: It's called douching my young friend and besides you can always wash your cock after ? If you want your woman to have some fuucked up orgasms get in the stink and play with the pink at the same time ? You don't need to tell Yoda my friend, you tried a crispy tenner? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 (edited) I got told my an old workmate, " If a woman don't cum before i do then fcuk em! They've had the same chance as me!" ??? Edited March 27, 2018 by Kerny92 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,110 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 11 minutes ago, Kerny92 said: You don't need to tell Yoda my friend, you tried a crispy tenner? Mate... That's how I start every love session lol that's just amateur shit that most girls expect ? or maybe you just need to meet some girls from somewhere outside of the UK (no Pakistan does not count) ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,110 Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 If any of you are in or near Sheffield, there's a very good Cuban/salsa bar in the centre thats full of Spanish girls.... if you can dance or even willing to try, you're in for a fun night ? I was there in December and was well impressed ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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