The one 8,593 Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Regardless of your political views, this one is more than funny . In these politically charged times, it’s not often you get an E Mail you can share with both your Liberal and Conservative friends. This way I get to find out if anybody is lacking a sense of humour!! 4 MUSLIMS IN A ROW BOAT: The Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?" One of the Muslims puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts: "We are invading Britain " The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-speaker and asks: "Just the four of you?" The same Muslim stands up again and shouts: "No, we're the last four. The other three million of us are already there!" Nobody on the destroyer laughed any more. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 30,061 Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Mussie joke time? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bird 10,014 Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Mussie joke time? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 30,061 Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Click on the pic 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Astanley 11,672 Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 You lads know there's a Fatwah out on all of you ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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j j m 6,626 Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 9,842 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,975 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 What do you call the first Muslim to arrive in Britain? Amir What do you call the second? Amin What do you call a good looking one? Asif Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Two Pakistan Homosexuals Rammit and jammit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 Tried to get on the bus the other day. Driver says Sorry I'm Ram Jam Full. I said I don't care what your name is just let me on 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 What's the odd one out A crab A cod A lobster A Pakistani who has been hit by a bus The cod because the others are all Crushed Asians 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 I went to a Muslim strip club the other day. Got thrown out for shouting "get your face out for the lads" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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